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I don't mean a foreign citizen. I mean from another world. If she(talking from my perspective) could at least assume human form and hold that I prob would. If she could assume the form of any female human that would be even greater. I guess tho It could be a male alien assuming female form so maybe I wouldn't.

2007-04-11 07:29:25 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Sure, as long as its not an illegal alien!

2007-04-11 07:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh I did that once. She was a shape shifter and could turn into any woman I wanted her to. And imagine what kind of positions are possible if your girl can bend into any shape. Those were the best 6 months in my life. Unfortunatelly she couldn't control her shifting powers during sleep and turned randomly into all kinds of people and objects at night.
Then one night a horrible accident happened.
I woke up in the middle of the night because I had to use the bathroom. When I was on my way back to bed I felt hungry so I went into the kitchen to get something to eat.
There I saw a donut laying on the table. I wondered how it got there but didn't give it much thought and just ate it. Then I went back to bed.
The next morning I couldn't find my wife anywhere. Which was very curious since for the previous six months she had woken me passionately with a kiss every single day.
Only slowly did it dawn on me what must have happened. She probably fell asleep sitting at the kitchen table and I guess she had a dream about donuts so she turned into one.
Very sad end of a marriage. I mean, where am I ever gonna find another woman who is able to fullfill all of my weirdest fantasies?
Moral of this is: If you ever marry a shapeshifting alien make sure to feed her enough so she doesn't start dreaming of food.

2007-04-11 08:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by Voice of Insanity 5 · 0 0

Not really. I'm not very picky but I least I'd like to hook up with human material. It may have a human form NOW but what if I see it one night in its true shape and turns out to be like the aliens of The Simpsons? Or like ET? I would be traumatized for life. Ughh.

2007-04-11 07:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Kevin I think I did both.
I married a Kiwi and he turned into a monster.
Next alien form I get I hope is more adaptable towards
change.

2007-04-11 07:33:45 · answer #4 · answered by Mele Kai 6 · 0 0

I'd have to believe in aliens first. Then I would have to say no, I am not getting married again (been there, done that, it's on the list). Good luck though.

2007-04-11 07:34:33 · answer #5 · answered by shawnda6106 2 · 0 0

Quite an unconventional and bold idea, but I, as a human being, would NOT delight in breaking the rules set by my species (homo sapien).

2007-04-11 07:35:46 · answer #6 · answered by Sam 7 · 0 0

only if his human form looked 100% like tom welling =P

2007-04-11 07:31:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It would need the ability to produce money, or get a job.
I am not a gold digger, I need stability.
You provide that and everything else can be overlooked.

2007-04-11 07:34:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If she was fine and had nice body like a human woman. I wouldn't care if she was green.

2007-04-11 07:33:08 · answer #9 · answered by Frosty 2 · 0 0

maybe if we could still have kids that look normal but have superhuman powers and he could take the form of any man

2007-04-11 07:37:53 · answer #10 · answered by melongene_choka 3 · 0 0

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