You're walking down a deserted street with your spouse and two small children?

Question

Suddenly, a dangerous
looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your
hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever
done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about
the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say
about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he
just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a
conclusion.

Conservative Answer:

BANG!

Southern Conservative Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

Answer 1

Survival of the fittest. I dont really like guns, but if it coming down to me and someone else, I will fit for my life, thank you very much.

You should have added that the liberals would not want to offend him by them running or anything.

Answer 2

This is an OLD recycled joke. My answer, if I am such an expert shot is to cripple him from coming anywhere near me or my family and then use my ever-present cell phone to call the cops. However, no doubt this maniac as you say would like sue me for violating his civil right to freely run the streets as an expression of his religious freedom or some other absurd claim.

Answer 3

Your question is particularly humorous. i understand what you're asserting. i'm nevertheless going to put in my 2 cents' worth of a severe answer nevertheless, ok? not lots for you, because of the fact i understand which you "get it", as much as this is for the folk who do not "get it". i wouldn't in any respect be in that place in the 1st place. i did not walk on my own with my toddlers on abandoned streets whilst they have been small till I had some variety of secure practices. turning out to be up in large apple helped me to become vigilant of skill possibility. notwithstanding, something can ensue at any time, everywhere. The state of affairs you published would desire to ensue on a crowded highway as nicely. there are distinctive nut circumstances strolling the streets of large apple city. Having a enable to hold a hid weapon continually facilitates nevertheless. i'm grateful that self protection continues to be criminal in this u . s . a .. final analysis: kill the ****** ******.

Answer 4

I'd be the Southerner, but I would also take his left ear as a trophy before leaving the scene.

Answer 5

Actually, may I add the Marcellus Wallace answer:

BANG-between the legs......then, I'd call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting ******...to go to work on his *** with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch....

Excellent question, by the way....

Answer 6

If I was an expert shot I would shoot him in the leg and then call the cops on my cell phone and let them deal with it.

Answer 7

Liberal Answer:

BANG!

Conservative Answer:

BANG! (But instead of the attacker, they just shot the guy sleeping next to the dumpster).

Answer 8

No the Liberal answer is that if the guy is also screaming "Allah Akbar" and I shoot him, I'm a bigot.

Answer 9

GWB solution: shoot the homeless guy sleeping in the doorway.

Answer 10

Sounds about right

Liberal= Intellegent and thoughtful

Conservative = unthoughtful and reactionary

You have admitted it through this silly fake question