1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 7:00 am is when you get up, not when you get in.
5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the News and Weather Channels.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up"
8. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those f**king kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
13. You feed your dog diet Pal instead of McDonalds leftovers
14. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
15. You take naps from noon to 6 pm.
16. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one
17. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.
18. If you're a girl, you go to the drug chemist for ibuprofen and antacid,
not condoms and pregnancy tests.
19. A £2.99 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
20. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
21. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
22. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
23. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
24. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't
apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt!
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of
asking "Oh s**t - what happened?
2007-04-11 06:10:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!
WOOW MAN I FI COULD I WOULD DEFENATLY PICK YOU AT BEST QUESTION...AND GIVE 10 POINTS!!!!
2007-04-12 05:17:01 · answer #1 · answered by A. RMZ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was worth reading! Brilliant, and funny, and um most qualifies for me! Does that mean I am almost there?
2007-04-11 06:19:13 · answer #2 · answered by Jane 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How so very true! Have a great day!
2007-04-11 06:16:05 · answer #3 · answered by deb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the reminder, dear. In ten days I will no longer just be 50. This is a hoot. Thank youâ¥
2007-04-11 06:24:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It makes me sad because it's true.
2007-04-11 06:24:07 · answer #5 · answered by GoodJob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true lol 10/10
2007-04-11 08:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, that one hurts, you know me so well. 10/10+star. xx
2007-04-11 06:16:14 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh so true...thanks for reminding me how OLD I am!
2007-04-11 06:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by rellimztik_arual 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laughed so hard almost fell out of my rocking chair. Thanks for the funny yet somehow sad signs.
2007-04-11 06:35:34 · answer #9 · answered by Jana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true!
Are you happy that you are already grown up.
2007-04-11 08:15:39 · answer #10 · answered by Aquamarine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mine was when i understood the phrase "youth is wasted on the young"
2007-04-11 06:13:48 · answer #11 · answered by glass. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋