2007-04-11 04:21:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Hey there!
I just wanted to let ya know that you can shove these pencils up your @$$! Here.... I'll even help ya.
What about the keyboard? Bend on over tubby! I will help ya shove that up there too!
It was GREAT working for you... But gotta go... (Then I would kick him in his behind and make him fall to the floor!!) hahaha I'd love it!
2007-04-11 04:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by Dawn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I can not work my notice period as I am on a Boeing at the moment flying to a tropical paradise to live the life off a lottery winner, if you need me you can contact me on beeeeeeeeeeppppppp!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha as I put the phone down.
2007-04-11 11:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Now, I am going to be leaving the company. You can either let me go now, or make me work out my notice. But if you make me work out my notice, I will make your life as miserable as you have made mine in the last 2 years. I can do this because I don't need a reference from you as I never have to work again. Wa ha ha ha ha".
2007-04-11 11:42:17 · answer #3 · answered by beanie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was to win the lottery I would say to my boss,
"Go forth and multiply"
Oh, I am stu pid, I work for myself!
2007-04-11 11:32:28 · answer #4 · answered by Stu pid 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't say anything to my boss. I would say it to the company CEO. (I work for a non-profit organisation)
"I am going to donate 25% of my winning to the organisation but you have to dismiss (a certain person) and NOT employ this person within this organisation ever again. Deal?"
2007-04-11 11:31:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bye Bye
2007-04-11 11:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by Athena 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha i am buying a company to put you out of business so keep your pay packet cus youll need every penny when i have finish screwing you over!!!!
Have a nice day your fired!
2007-04-11 11:26:16 · answer #7 · answered by vix s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say: "Don't worry, I'm going to keep working here. This won't change my life a bit." Then I'd start laughing, pack up and leave.
2007-04-11 11:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by Rossonero NorCal SFECU 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've won the lottery..kiss my grits..bye!!!
2007-04-11 11:24:51 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd look in the mirror and smile wryly
(i am my boss)
2007-04-11 12:44:25 · answer #10 · answered by inselaffe67 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋