2007-04-11 03:45:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Walk up to the boss and let him know how incompetent he is and how amazed you are that he never found his true calling of working in the circus.......because he is such a clown.
Then walk off.
2007-04-11 03:56:44 · answer #1 · answered by Mr realistic...believer in truth 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Getting fired isn't hard - just quit showing up. But if you do something and get fired for cause, don't expect to collect unemployment - the employer can tell the unemp comp people what you did, and if they agree you should have been fired for it, you won't get unemp comp.
Why don't you just look for another job, then quit your current one when you find a new job? Wouldn't that make more sense? And if you don't think you can find another job that's not worse than what you have, you need to think things through - most people are working for a paycheck, not because they love going to work every day. Do you need a paycheck to eat and keep a roof over your head? Then you need to just deal with it. If you're independently wealthy, then great, just walk in and quit.
2007-04-11 11:46:19 · answer #2 · answered by Judy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe the answers you are getting. Is this sight a joke? I don't think so. Here is my good advice. Get the book by Dan Miller 48 Days to the Job you Love. Ok, if you don't want to buy it at least consider this. Think of things you enjoy doing, have a special talent for, photography? Customer service? landscaping? Look for something that fits your needs and personality. Getting a job just to get a job is sad. Find something you will enjoy and you will excel at it. I recently sold two businesses. I am now going to open another store online. I have gained the knowledge to do so and will enjoy the challenge. So, Find Something YOU Like.
2007-04-11 11:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by jeannieswenson 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unless you have another job lined up, why are you in a hurry to get fired? That part is easy...just show up late, leave early...or don't show up at all. You can use that (paid) time doing things you want to do, like hanging out on Y!A.
Quitting is also an option, but you wouldn't get unemployment checks (unless given certain circumstances). But quitting looks better on your resume or when you're looking for your next job.
2007-04-11 10:55:15 · answer #4 · answered by no_good_names_left_17 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't want to get fired. That would jeoprodize future jobs! Just quit :) Say you're moving out of state!
2007-04-11 10:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by Nicole B 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Keep in mind that if you are fired for gross misconduct, you won't be eligible for unemployment benefits. They are trying to prevent exactly what you are trying to accomplish.
2007-04-11 10:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by Larry 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walk up to the manager and call him every name in the book.
2007-04-11 10:54:33 · answer #7 · answered by Mandi K 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
take off ur pannts and strol through the office and/or dont show up 4 work
2007-04-11 10:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by theanswerking 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure racial slurs and sexist comments would do the trick. Nappy headed Hoes!! Whoa Whoa buddy!!!
2007-04-11 11:00:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take off your pants and stroll through the office.
2007-04-11 10:48:11 · answer #10 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋