Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
2007-04-11 02:52:16 · 42 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
marriage is a great way to kill a man and rob him of his dignity
2007-04-11 02:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Could you find just two ways to kill a man?.....hehehehe....the options are not tricky...u can neva kill a man just by offering a naked blonde or a six -pack, unless he's an absolute fool....
2007-04-11 02:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by Baby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Telephone Directory Enquiries and ask for the telephone number of Wile E Coyote
Give him a tinkle and ask him very nicely to order you a remote controlled, exploding rock that will bounce when pushed off the top of a cliff.
I understand he has an account with a company called Acme who supply such items.
2007-04-11 02:58:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best way to kill a man is to tell him everything that crosses your mind and add all the stories from your childhood. Tell him every dream each morning too. Don't miss a detail. He will die.
2007-04-11 02:56:13 · answer #4 · answered by Dovey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust me, He'll go for the six pack. It lasts longer. Best to just shoot him. And if that's the only two choices he has in life, He'd be better of dead anyway.
2007-04-11 02:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by sarge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't kill me, I'd no doubt choose the beer.
Not a difficult decision at all but thx for the chuckle.
2007-04-11 02:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by Favored. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has to be the dumbest joke I have ever heard of course he will pick the beer.
2007-04-11 02:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hide the remote and leave the channel soap operas. That will kill him dead for sure :)
2007-04-11 02:56:42 · answer #8 · answered by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
2007-04-11 02:57:06 · answer #9 · answered by Aquamarine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it a blonde woman?
2007-04-11 02:57:05 · answer #10 · answered by sexy-star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋