I'd be offended that they thought I was a guy. ;)
2007-04-11 02:07:03
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answered by Anonymous
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I would grab my groin and fall to the ground writhing in pain
2007-04-11 09:08:02
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answer #2
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answered by Monte T 6
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Like any other normal man , I would fold in half and crumple to the floor.
Unless I were properly equipped ahead of time (read that as cup), and then I would laugh out loud at her and say "Is that the best you got?"
2007-04-11 09:06:34
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answered by Alf W 5
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I would somersault in to the air, rolling as if in slow motion.
Upon landing behind my assailant, I would grab him in an arm lock around his neck, twist it violently, upon which he would slump to the floor - his neck apparently broken.
I would then let out a martial arts like cry of "Heeeeeee--arrrrgh!"...........or something.
2007-04-11 09:11:52
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answered by Anonymous
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Return the favor, then proceed to choke the idiot until they passed out. Then call it a day.
2007-04-11 10:06:30
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answered by Smallz 5
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Rear naked choke until he passed out, then I would very aggressively fall to the ground and hold my luggage.
2007-04-11 09:09:15
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answered by jignutty 4
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I'd probably fall to the ground in pain.
2007-04-11 09:06:14
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd do what we "country gals" do and knucklef*ck them right square between the eyes. It's also known as racooning them.
2007-04-11 09:13:51
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answered by zinntwinnies 6
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Fall down and groan.
2007-04-11 09:07:04
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answered by Casinomule 3
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I'd cry, double over in pain, then tell them to kiss it better. lol.
2007-04-11 09:15:02
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answered by Julie 3
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I tear their windpipe out
2007-04-11 09:06:12
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answered by Uncle B2 7
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