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I'd be offended that they thought I was a guy. ;)

2007-04-11 02:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would grab my groin and fall to the ground writhing in pain

2007-04-11 09:08:02 · answer #2 · answered by Monte T 6 · 0 0

Like any other normal man , I would fold in half and crumple to the floor.

Unless I were properly equipped ahead of time (read that as cup), and then I would laugh out loud at her and say "Is that the best you got?"

2007-04-11 09:06:34 · answer #3 · answered by Alf W 5 · 1 0

I would somersault in to the air, rolling as if in slow motion.
Upon landing behind my assailant, I would grab him in an arm lock around his neck, twist it violently, upon which he would slump to the floor - his neck apparently broken.
I would then let out a martial arts like cry of "Heeeeeee--arrrrgh!"...........or something.

2007-04-11 09:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Return the favor, then proceed to choke the idiot until they passed out. Then call it a day.

2007-04-11 10:06:30 · answer #5 · answered by Smallz 5 · 0 0

Rear naked choke until he passed out, then I would very aggressively fall to the ground and hold my luggage.

2007-04-11 09:09:15 · answer #6 · answered by jignutty 4 · 0 0

I'd probably fall to the ground in pain.

2007-04-11 09:06:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd do what we "country gals" do and knucklef*ck them right square between the eyes. It's also known as racooning them.

2007-04-11 09:13:51 · answer #8 · answered by zinntwinnies 6 · 0 0

Fall down and groan.

2007-04-11 09:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by Casinomule 3 · 0 0

I'd cry, double over in pain, then tell them to kiss it better. lol.

2007-04-11 09:15:02 · answer #10 · answered by Julie 3 · 0 0

I tear their windpipe out

2007-04-11 09:06:12 · answer #11 · answered by Uncle B2 7 · 0 0

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