Can a man in a wheelchair do standup comedy?

Question

Weapons of mass destruction? My wife with all my credit cards.
My mother-in-law = UFO. Under mining, freeloading octogenarian.
My In-Laws? Escapees from the land that time forgot.
Twilight Zone? The night before I said, “I do.”
Once upon a time there was.... ? What a spouse says after the divorce.
The black holes? The places where politicians suck all of our money into called taxes.
Funny money? Is it really all that funny if you are the one being paid with it?

The Repo -blican? Ones taking back what was theirs in the last election.
The Republicans are known by an elephant. They had acted like they were in a circus.
In Congress- Too many clowns.
Too Many Demo-crats? Ones trying to make simple records without too many hits..
They are known for the donkey. They are stubborn and hee haw instead of working.
In Congress-Too many whiners.
Making mountains out of a mole hills. The job of ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, and CNN.

Answer 1

I don't exactly understand what you are trying to say here, but yeah, why wouldn't a guy in a wheelchair be able to do stand up comedy. Oh Oh Oh, wait, ur so damn funny, aren't you? That's f*cked up. My husband is paralyzed and he's a freakin' hilarious, really cool guy. He might not be able to "Stand Up", but come on, that's just the name of it. He could totally be a comedian. A sit down comedian.

Answer 2

Why not? Those are hilarious. How about these puppies:


Probably the best blonde jokes to exit from the archives....




> > How Blonde Was She???
> >
> > She was Soooooooo Blonde ..
> > * She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> > * She thought General Motors was in the army.
> > * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> > * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
> > * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
> > "Sagittarius."
> >
> > She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
> > * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> > * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
> > * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
> >
> > She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> > * She tripped over a cordless phone.
> > * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
> > "Concentrate."
> > * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
> > * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> >
> > She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> > * She studied for a blood test.
> > * She sold the car for gas money.
> > * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
> > * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"
> > she turned around and went home.
> >
> > She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> > * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
> > moved.
> > * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
> > * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
> > * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This
> > Goes In Front."
> >
> >
> > AND MY FAVORITE:
> >
> >
> >
> > She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
> >

Answer 3

DISTRACTION!!!!! sure (no/perhaps/who cares). What the **** does this would desire to do with my 401K being in the tank? Will the guy in the wheelchair upward push, walk, and hand me a examine for what I lost? Then why talk it. it is not correct. that's a DISTRACTION from the main incompetent administration in American history. convey something functional or stay away.

Answer 4

LOL Yes they can do stand-up comedy but this is too funny.

Answer 5

My hubby is quite funny. So yeah, they can do stand up comedy.

Answer 6

Yes, good self esteem.

Answer 7

lame

Answer 8

lmao

Answer 9

LOL-they sure can.

Answer 10

hahahaha..