So my kid came home today, ok, I don't have a kid, but let's just say I did. Anyway, he said, "Mom," cause that is what my kid would call me if I had a kid. But I don't. Anyway, if I did, he would say, "Mom, I got a part in the school play today!" "That's great, Tommy." That's not his name because I don't really have a kid. But then again a fake name is perfect for a fake kid. Anyway, I said, "what part did you get?" Tommy, not a real name, but he said, "I play a husband." "What's that?" Just kidding, I know what those are. I really said,"What, you go back to school and demand for a speaking part!!!"
Thank you very much!
2007-04-10 17:44:28 · 22 answers · asked by toeofacamel 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HA HA Only people that watch Ellen get this joke. Very clever!!!!
2007-04-10 18:05:08 · answer #1 · answered by sushishishi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-11 00:47:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok is the (I dont really have a kid stuff part of the joke) If it is than it is good up until the end..I was going along with it and it was funny but then I was wanting more from the fake son...I felt like I was left hanging..overall outta a 10 I give it a 7
2007-04-11 00:49:20 · answer #3 · answered by reggiethecokegirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait was that a fake joke as well or a fake play and are you fake
2007-04-11 00:51:26 · answer #4 · answered by Cpt. Amazing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-04-11 00:47:19 · answer #5 · answered by lucy02 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good. Too bad most people don't understand it because it involves more thinking then most jokes.
2007-04-11 00:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-04-11 00:50:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha that was pretty funny. I love Ellen.
2007-04-11 00:48:05 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Tami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your the worst joke teller in the world..
congratulations..
i've heard it before...the thing that husbands don't get to talk much and ****, right?you made a poor joke a pathetic one...good going
2007-04-11 00:50:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I liked it, but I am afraid many won't get it, good luck and good job if you made it up!
2007-04-11 00:47:44 · answer #10 · answered by crct2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋