My bro was sitting on a wooden bar stool and let out a big one...he yelled..."Ow that burned down my leg!" We laughed to tears, and then teared up some more when this God-awful aroma filled our nostrils...ever had an injury from a case of bad flatulence and about knocked everyone out surrounding you?
2007-04-10 15:46:23 · 12 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wow. it wouldn't post the first time cause I said fart...Yaholes...
2007-04-10 15:49:44 · update #1
With so few smokers it becomes harder to say "Hey light a match" and expect any one to have a match on them.
2007-04-10 17:03:13 · answer #1 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-04 19:41:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a gravestone in a cemetary in Devon, England, which I saw many years ago but never forgot. It read 'Where-ever you be, let the wind go free, for keeping it in, was the death of me'!
2007-04-10 15:51:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well........ I was on a carnival ride that went so fast........ the G forces pressed me agaist the wall..... I ripped a fart so bad I thought my colon fell out of my anus... what was worse was that the fart smacked everyone on the ride...... that was the good part...
2007-04-10 16:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sprung my ankle once cuz I had flatulence (LOL) and I was trying to hide it from my husband. He noticed and I ran after him to tackle him and I fell and sprung my ankle. It hurt sooo bad!!! Oh, this was when we were dating, by the way:)
2007-04-10 16:17:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I have not... a friend of mine claims that she's had one or two that have burned... but she could be lying just to be funny, because I've never experienced that... Quite frankly, I'd be slightly disturbed if I had.
2007-04-10 15:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
never had a injury but i could knock someone out with the stench of mine
2007-04-10 15:50:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, and I am thankful. That can't be a sign of good health.
2007-04-10 15:49:21 · answer #8 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not me personally, but I once knew someone who claimed they *pooted* so hard, it gave them hemorrhoids!!
2007-04-10 15:55:36 · answer #9 · answered by Stone Cold 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, and I hope never will
2007-04-10 16:07:05 · answer #10 · answered by hih 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋