Limerick HELP!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

Hello. I really really would like some help on this limerick. It has to be about Sydney and it has to have five lines. The first and second line has to rhyme and the 3rd and 4th line have to rhyme too. But the fifth line has to rhyme with the 1st and 2nd lines. Please help. And try to keep it appropriate for school. Thanks you so much.

Answer 1

There once was a Aussie from Sydney
Who was dying from a really bad kidney
"I only have one year"
"But I'll spend it drinking beer"
And got drunk that remaining year did he.


(I guess kidney and sydney just go together...)
.

Answer 2

There once was a girl named Sydney
she almost lost her kidney
but she went to france
and did a little dance
and instead broke her right knee


it's really dumb i know, but all limericks are. modify it as needed.

Answer 3

There once was a surgeon from Sydney
Who endeavored to cut out a kidney
The patient, quite uptight,
Said, “It’s my left, not my right!”
And prevented quite an error, now, didn’t he?

Answer 4

Consider

http://www.rhymezone.com/

and

http://www.writeexpress.com/online2.html

or just do a search on "rhyming dictionary" and/or "thesaurus."

Answer 5

I hate writing poetry too. so this site might help you;

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=limerick+maker&spell=1