Have you ever been so mad that you hit your [any computer related equipment]?

Question

I have. Anytime I'm waiting more than a second for a page to load. Grr. That drives me mad. I normally take my mouse and bang it down 2 or 3 times.

Answer 1

i never do that

Answer 2

I in lots of cases stomp around the domicile for roughly half-hour screaming and yelling. Then I take out my cordless drill, put in a one million/4" drill bit and bore a great hollow in my kneecap. This redirects the two my superb soreness and my inhuman anger to a distinctive source.

Answer 3

that will surely help the page load faster. if you want it to load instantly, hit the mouse with a 3 pound sledgehammer. oh, one time i had to poo real bad and it wouldn't come out so i punched myself in the sphincter

Answer 4

u need anger managment if you dont get help you will probably be that way to your wife and kids when an if you ever have any! so go ahead have a shot of tequila and smash the whole thing with a hammer asshole!!

Answer 5

Try getting a copy of "Stress" or "Christmassy" software.

It throws all of these on your computer without damaging it. (w/ all the sound effects)

http://www.gemtree.com/SHOOT/desktopx.gif

It comes bundled w/ Gemtree's Peter System, but you might find one from friends.