hang on i'll get my wife to talk to you, she buys everyuthing and then i come back to the phone 5 minutes later and say, " i forgot i've been divorced for 12 years now>", then i hang up.
2007-04-10 10:02:21
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answered by Anonymous
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With telemarketers I pretend to have two personalities. If it is a legitimate collector, I work out a payment plan and get them off of my back!
2007-04-10 10:02:08
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answered by robee 7
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First I check the caller ID, if it is an 800 or 866 number I don't answer it. If one sneaks by I tell bill collectors " go ahead take a number and turn me over to collection " and hang up. As far as telemarketers go I have told them many things. IF they are selling pools I tell them I can't swim, If they want to side my house I tell them I live in a travel trailer. If they have an approved mortgage for me I tell them " then send me the check" or if they are selling vacations I tell them "I am blind, how in the hell am I going to enjoy a vacation?
2007-04-10 10:03:56
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answered by vivib 6
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telemarketers don't call because I joined the no call list.
collectors, the couple times they've had to call I worked out a payment plan to pay my bills off! I am not a dead beat!
2007-04-10 10:03:16
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answered by wish I were 6
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Caller ID means I never have to say another word to telemarketers.
2007-04-10 10:01:11
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answered by donalbainbinnensnotz 3
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Telemarketers: P*ss off.
Collectors: This is my new phone number. I don't know who had it before.
2007-04-10 10:03:04
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answered by Anne E 3
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Well it depend on my mood. If im bored or feeling good i'll just mess with them. makew the keep stopping , putting them on hold,m asking them to start from the beggining,pointless chat etc... Some of them hang up.
2007-04-10 10:04:56
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answered by mightymouse 2
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when they call, esp. at around 7-8 pm.. i say.....oh..please hold on a minute,
then just put the phone down and do what i was doing....after maybe 5-7 minutes they get the hint I AM NOT COMING BACK...and they STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE CALL!!!!
2007-04-10 10:02:21
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answered by STARZ 5
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I have a chat with them if I'm really bored otherwise I just hang up
2007-04-10 10:02:00
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answered by ¸.•*´`*•.¸ ℓανєη∂єr ¸.•*´`*•.¸ 6
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Yeah that sounds great, let me go get my credit card, then set the phone down and walk away.
2007-04-10 10:01:27
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answered by jdhayman 5
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