The illuminati (decendants of alien/ human crossbreeding) are responcible for global warming. The attack on the twin towers was just a decoy, the real purpose was to disguise the release of super greenhouse gasses (developed at area 51) mixed in with the smoke cloud from the fire. Mind cantrol devices and clones were heavily used to help perpetrate this fraud. The purpose of heating up the planet is to allow colonization by the great elder race. Almost forgot this group is headquartered in Isreal and is responcible for the death of JFK (who was about to blow the whistle on them.
Please let me know if i forgot to add something to please any other group.
2007-04-10 09:48:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Crab
The other 2 groups you mentioned are varient species (mutants) of the above race. They serve the illuminati in more indirect ways. As to the moon linding that is their best piece of work to date. Not faking it but making people think it was faked to hide the "New Zion" homeland base.
2007-04-10 10:00:59 · update #1
FOA
Bigfoot is the key player on this list. Bigfoot is really last surviving member of the elder race. As such he is the true ruler of Earth. We will never be completely free while he lives.
2007-04-10 10:08:46 · update #2
Back in the 80s there was a ridiculous conspiracy theory that the GOP President had sold weapons illegally to Iran in order to fund right-wing death squads in Nicaragua! What a stretch! No one would believe that! That could never happen!
2007-04-10 09:54:20 · answer #1 · answered by Studbolt Slickrock Deux 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You forgot how the aliens make all the world leaders sacrifice offerings to the elder race at The Bohemian grove.
And dont forget that the elder race's guardion of this region is Xenu who has instilled us all with thetans who are the souls of alien transported here on C-130's and placed into a volcanoe which was subsequently destroyed by H-Bombs and then their souls were caught in soul catchers and put in modern day liberals.
Edit: Oh, and we never went to the moon because too many aliens were there.
2007-04-10 09:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Jesuits, Council on Foreign Relations,. Masons, Catholics, Black Pope, IRS, Federal reserve, Rockefeller, JP Morgan, UN, IMF, Bilderbergs, Trilateral Commision, Cult of Aton, Skull and Bones, The President. That ought to keep you busy for about 40 years. www.mind-deprogramming.com/mdvj
2007-04-10 09:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by robthomasjr2000 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-10 10:07:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-04-10 09:56:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe you didn't mention the Bilderbergs or the International Union of Vampires, who faked the moon landing.
Dude, I think you're in on it!
2007-04-10 09:53:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Freemasons and the Rothschilds.
Please continue.
Best laugh I've had today!
2007-04-10 10:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by Philip H 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have you sold that plot to Hollywood?
2007-04-10 10:02:55 · answer #8 · answered by asgspifs 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like someone got pretty damn stoned.
2007-04-10 09:54:30 · answer #9 · answered by Rock N' Roll Junkie 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i love it
but what about big foot?
2007-04-10 10:00:34 · answer #10 · answered by FOA 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋