It's a rickshaw drawn by four fatties- each with arrse larger than my polo horse?
They're refusing to eat their oats and grains?
and the retched beasts slow down each McDonalds we pass.
I am after all trying to help them loose weight.
Whatever shall I do- shall I invest in a better crop- one with more spurs?
2007-04-10 06:41:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You could try stabbing with a sharp stick. If not too brutal that won't leave marks. Alternatively, a cattle prod or their large bums may do a bit of a trick as well.
Copyrigtht the plan and maybe it would make a smashing book in certain Western countries.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-04-10 09:00:06 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, get a crop that gives an electric shock (leaves fewer marks).
what have you been doing with your polo horse that you can compare them with the 4 fatties drawing your rickshaw?
- wait - it takes 4 to pull it? Maybe you should lose some weight as well.
2007-04-10 13:51:11 · answer #2 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought you meant a Chevy. I was going to say light it on fire and push it off a cliff, true art, but now I don't know what to say.
2007-04-10 13:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by St. Toad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, I hate when that happens.
Is one of them Oprah Antichrist?
2007-04-10 13:46:14 · answer #4 · answered by tmlamora1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋