I could really use a laugh as well
2007-04-10 06:34:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
>Hope this will give you a laugh and brighten your day
>
> A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after
> work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall,
handsome,
> extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the
woman
> could not take her eyes off him.
>
> The young-at-heart man noticed her overly
> attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
> Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned
over
> and whispered to her,"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
> you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 -- on one
> condition."
>
> (There are always conditions!)
>
> Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition
> was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in
> just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a
> moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she
> pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply
> into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said . . .
>
> "Clean my house."
>
> (YOU GO GIRL!)
2007-04-10 06:53:08 · answer #1 · answered by Country girl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok, here goes. When I was five or six. Me and my uncle were riding on this old back road, just for the hell of it. As the bumps got to me, I had to go pee pee! My uncle pulled over, I got out and started doin' my buisness. Halfway through, I saw a car turning onto the road, and coming strait for me. I pannicked, turned around and started for the other side of the road. It was at this time, that my pants commenced to fall down my legs, and eventually around my ankles. I got tripped up and went face first into a barbed wire fence. And , as if lying there in front of the world, with my face bleeding and my weiner hangin' out, wasn't bad enough, I got 32 stitches and road rash on my wee wee as well. Go ahead, laugh. I would if it didn't happen to me! lol
2007-04-10 18:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
>
> The day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
>
> She picked a little boy to do the first test.
>
> She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,
> "Do you know what it is?"
>
> "No, I don't," said the little boy.
>
> "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from
> your Mom before he goes to work."
>
> Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!
>
> It's a piece of @$$!"
2007-04-10 16:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duck walks into a hardware store.
"got any Tacks?" the duck ask.
"no, we don't carry Tacks" the man replies.
next day the duck walks back in the same store.
"got any Tacks?" the duck ask.
"look duck, we don't have tacks and if you ask again, I'll nail your feet to the floor!" the man barked.
sadly the duck left.
next day the duck walks back in the store.
the man looks up and says "now, what would you want?"
"got any Hammers?" the duck ask.
"Well, no, were out of hammers." the man replied.
"Good. then how about some Tacks!"
2007-04-10 13:49:23 · answer #4 · answered by Doctor Pain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore were all in a plane crash and died...They were all up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first, " Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. and I've come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says "OK, very good. come and sit at my left".
Then God addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says "You are forgiven my son, come and sit at my right."
God then addresses Hilary. Hillary what do you believe in?
I believe you're in my chair."
By the way...Countrys' answer above mine is really good. I like that!
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2007-04-10 14:52:59 · answer #5 · answered by mouse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today is Drama in the Bahama's day.
2007-04-10 13:43:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well there's only three more days until friday
2007-04-10 15:23:40 · answer #7 · answered by ken s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do soy beans, and vibrators have in common?
They are both meat substitutes....
(((HUGGS)))
2007-04-10 13:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by Guess Who 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not that funny hun,but here's a hug. (((HUG)))
2007-04-10 13:40:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋