Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like.....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
2007-04-10 06:19:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Good one I"ll keep thet in mind
2007-04-10 06:23:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom
2007-04-10 06:25:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
HeHe those are VERY GOOD :)
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After careful consideration and endless debate the perfect man has finally been named:
MR. POTATO HEAD!
2007-04-10 06:27:28 · answer #3 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1's pmsl 10/10
2007-04-10 11:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one... I am starting to feel sorry for the men. Lol
2007-04-13 11:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are like..... Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.
2007-04-10 06:26:30 · answer #6 · answered by snikleback 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm putting that on the fridge
2007-04-10 06:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by Stormy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
men are like fine food very tasty
2007-04-10 06:51:42 · answer #8 · answered by james michael c 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
library books
a few days after you are done with them you are ready to return them.
2007-04-10 07:45:36 · answer #9 · answered by zookeeper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Women are like toilets.
Either engaged, vacant or full of sh*t.
You can be ignorant, so can I. Cut out the sexist bigotry, we are all on this planet together and need to get on with each other.
I take it you don't have a man then?
2007-04-10 07:25:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋