If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your boot diskette to recover from a crash.
We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
To undo a mistake, click on "back".
Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".
2007-04-10 01:36:23 · 9 answers · asked by Scary Mary 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
life would be so much more organised, wouldn't it ? i would particularly love a volume control button on my life. i love my 4 year old son more than anything, but what he lacks in height, he makes up for in volume !!! i don't want him to be silent, but i'd love to be able to turn the sound down just a little ! (especially now it's the Easter holidays and i'm chief entertainer for the next 2 weeks !!!)
2007-04-10 01:46:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a great question!!!! VEEEEEEERRRRRYYYY GOOD!
And this is exactly the point that I wanted to make yesterday in
the question that I posted about giving extra points for really EXCEPTIONAL answers AND questions....and if every star could equal 10 pts for the person asking the question....if it is
really original and funny or just fun to answer....they deserve extra points....just like someone who gives a really creative and funny and interesting answer....even when the question is just for fun.....I have answered some really ORIGINAL and fun questions in just the past 2 or 3 weeks and I think they really deserve more than just stars...they deserve POINTS!!!!! =)
THIS IS REALLY CLEVER....I LOVE THIS!!! =)
I am ALWAYS looking for that really SPECIAL question on here that really stands out....SOMETHING DIFFERENT.....
You just NEVER know what you're going to find when you go down the list of questions....and there are THOUSANDS of them everyday...and you run across something....and think...
...T h a t ' s different......=)
YOURS is the kind that DESERVES all the stars instead of just ASKING people to give stars for the sake of it....
If y/a was based on the scoring system for figure skating, you would get the 6.0.....for originality....as far as I'm concerned....
Imagine if GOD had YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM in heaven?
WELL DONE!!!!! =)
I wish I could give you more than one star....REALLY!!!!
2007-04-10 09:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by angelique1225 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually I could do with some more RAM in my life
2007-04-10 08:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by chillipope 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its would be cool until virus called love infects you and leaves you broken
2007-04-10 08:42:09 · answer #4 · answered by bitna 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would take medicine to prevent viruses.
2007-04-10 08:39:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be great until we caught a virus...
And Woe!!!!!!
2007-04-10 08:40:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. Hope it was that easy.
2007-04-10 08:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by Meeya 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And what if you get a malicious virus??? ;)
2007-04-10 08:42:16 · answer #8 · answered by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT would be awesome
2007-04-10 08:41:13 · answer #9 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋