little booger
its color was pale green
she picked it from her nose one day
and made the little boys scream
lol thats my version, whats yours!?
2007-04-08 17:25:47 · 21 answers · asked by ηєvєrmorє 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mary had a little lamb
The doctor fainted and her dad smacked her
2007-04-08 17:27:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Mary had a little buzz
Her weed was just some trash
She hooked up with her homey
And smoked some kick *** hash
2007-04-09 00:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by ~RedBird~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a heater,
every time it turned around
It burned its little peter,
peter pumpkin eater,
had a wife and couldn't keep her
put her in a sugar bowl, and
flushed her down the toilet hole.
2007-04-09 00:30:26 · answer #3 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot him dead
Now he goes to school with her
Between 2 hunks of bread.
My grandfather taught that to my daughter when she was little, and she really thought that was the right way to say it.
2007-04-09 00:28:36 · answer #4 · answered by Bek 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Little lamb that wouldn't act right
so Mary got her pistol out of her
purse and shot the lil lamb
of course she had lamb stew later.....
i love happy endings.
2007-04-09 00:29:43 · answer #5 · answered by REALLY 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mary had a little FART
its stench was smelly as toes
the fart came from her booty one day
and made the poor little boy DIE!!!!!!
jkjk
teehee my version
2007-04-09 00:32:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mary had a little sheep.
With that sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a Ram.....
So...
Mary had a little lamb...
2007-04-09 00:35:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anthony Stark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pregnacy test
its color was off-white
she peed on the stick
and made it turn blue
2007-04-09 00:33:22 · answer #8 · answered by JT 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
little cl*t
it was soft and warm
she opened up her legs one day
and her boyfriend ate it upppp
yayyyyy
2007-04-09 00:28:48 · answer #9 · answered by caribbeanbabe 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Uhh, I think I'll take my Alka Seltzer now.
2007-04-09 00:30:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♫ frosty ♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋