2007-04-08 16:03:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When I go to the gyno for my annual Pap test and he comes in and says "Are you comfortable?"
Hell, no I am not comfortable. I am naked, lying on a steel table freezing to death. My legs are up in the air in stirrups and you are about to stick a metal thingie up my ******** and cut and scrape off flesh. "You will feel a little pinch now". And during all this scraping and cutting you will be trying to talk to me about the weather and current events. I do not talk to people who have their head and hands up my.......well, you know.
Are you comfortable? My happy ****.
2007-04-08 16:10:51 · answer #1 · answered by nesmith52 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I work in Yosemite as a tram driver/narrator in the Mariposa grove of giant Sequoias. So, as you can guess, I do get some real whoppers. Like: What time do they turn the waterfalls off and on? Is it safe to pet the bears? (True story.) When do the deer turn to Elk? Does a tree service come in to take care of the trees? There are some good ones, but these are the only ones that come to mind right now.
2007-04-08 23:11:10 · answer #2 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the silliest question you have ever been asked?
2007-04-08 23:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by mys_tnt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was the silliest question i have ever been asked!!
2007-04-08 23:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question was: Need help for 500 answers
2007-04-08 23:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by Dave 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Well, are you a good Christian or a bad Christian?
my other personal favorite:
Have you given your life to Christ?
Yes, actually I did...then I took it back. Have a nice day.
2007-04-08 23:06:55 · answer #6 · answered by nyhtshade 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As a matter of fact, this one.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqOu1hx_Ypud1.KNPVZye_Xty6IX?qid=20070408192556AA4YnWn&show=7#profile-info-26ouzVjfaa
2007-04-08 23:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm an identical twin and this one girl at school ( who couldn't tell us apart ) used to ask me "are you, you or your twin?"
huh???
2007-04-08 23:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Care♥ mommy 2 my boys 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my sister sniffing something in tupperware and saying "omg this is gross! it stinks!!!!......wanna smell ?"
now why in hell would i want to smell it after all that fanfare!?!? geesh! lol gotta love my sis! =o)
2007-04-08 23:15:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't tell ya, lol, then
it would be an answer !
2007-04-08 23:06:48 · answer #10 · answered by Celestial Sh^rk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋