Does killing time damage eternity?
Why is it that night falls and day breaks?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring and dishsoap real lemons?
Do pilots take crash courses?
Do you think when they asked George W. Bush for ID, he just whipped out a quarter?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical questions?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!
If you spin an oriental man three times, does he become disoriented?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultry?
Is it true that cannibals dont eat clowns cause they taste funny?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
There you go guys. Hope you have fun with these.
2007-04-08 15:43:29 · 9 answers · asked by shantia_schwack 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
I will answer your questions when you can answer mine ! LOL!
Can you cry underwater?
How important does a person have to before they are considered assasinated instead of just murdered?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
LOL LOL LOL
2007-04-08 15:52:01 · answer #1 · answered by unfixingblowfish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And why does convenience stores have locks on their doors when they are open 27-7?
If you get olive oil from olives--where does baby oil come from?
why are the directions at the bank written in braille?
when cows sneeze-does milk come out of their nose?
Could go on and on...and your question was??
2007-04-08 15:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by badwarden 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless you, you little monkey. What a great way to end an evening. Can I keep these forever and ever? Guess so. They're on my list.
Sleep well and ... thanks for the memories.
2007-04-08 15:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by OP 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
2007-04-08 15:52:58 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sory but i don't think I can answer with just one line.
2007-04-08 15:50:12 · answer #5 · answered by kenneth w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!
2007-04-08 15:47:52 · answer #6 · answered by Smooch The Pooch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks they were great. and the others ones from above were great too. i can sleep happy now
2007-04-08 17:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by ghost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too much free time? lol
2016-05-20 04:44:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm.!? hahah...
more!!
2007-04-08 16:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by Celine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋