2007-04-08 12:47:08 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What were Jesus' first words after resurrection?
Taa Daaa!
2007-04-08 12:50:56 · answer #1 · answered by Czech Chick 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
A statement to my ex-boyfriend 1hr ago while he was feeding our 7 cats and they had surrounded him in the kitchen and 1 was rubbing up against his leg....
Look Wes your surrounded by pussi and at the moment you even have a pussi rubbing on you..... isnt it sad to know this is the only pussi you will get when i am in a room with you from now on!!!!!
Gave him the shits and made me laugh up a storm...... LOL
PS i can spell but they wont let you submit pussi with a y
2007-04-08 13:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by sweetozzie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well it wasn't something said but done.....my Gram and my 9yr old Daughter were doing the dishes and my Gram (who is alot of the times very nasty) was lecturing my Daughter about everything (as usual) and I looked outta the corner of my eye and when Gram bent over she pretended she was bopping her on the head w/a frying pan! It was funny!
2007-04-08 13:03:33 · answer #3 · answered by same girl/new name :) 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That spiderman looked like he was having the ****<<<(dump) of his life when he was trying to stop the train from crashing xx
2007-04-08 14:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Secular humanism.
2007-04-08 22:17:20 · answer #5 · answered by bubbacornflakes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My flatmate was taking out a cardboard box that our new plasma tv came in and I told him to keep it because it was exactly the right length for me to use as a coffin and it'd save me some money in the future.
(I've only been up about an hour, so I haven't got a lot of witticisms to choose from).
2007-04-08 12:52:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I didn't, but my 5yr old son did.
Told my neighbour that my mum has a poof in her house...
What he was talking about was the new poofee i bought the other day...
Kids eh..
2007-04-08 12:57:32 · answer #7 · answered by x SexySian x 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this guy wants to take my friend out on a date but he hasn't got a car and she has so i told her to tell him to give her petrol money! everyone thought it was really funny but i was being serious!
2007-04-08 13:25:46 · answer #8 · answered by D!VA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son's company sent him on a mission overseas for a short period and he gave me his flat key to keep an eye on the place occasionally to see if it had been vandalised. I rang him one morning from his flat and he asked how everything was. I said "It's very difficult to say whether the place has been vandalised or not" ! !
2007-04-08 12:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by Ted 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
"" what the ultimate form of trust?? 2 cannibals in a 69 ""
2007-04-08 12:55:21 · answer #10 · answered by 18/M/Scotland 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Look at that lady putting her groceries in the car you can see two feet of crack.
2007-04-08 12:50:20 · answer #11 · answered by tim b 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋