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From my bum came a little gold nugget. What does this mean? Everyone is yelling at me, and so far in the last 4 days ive been kidnapped 103 times. How do I make it stop?

2007-04-08 11:26:54 · 8 answers · asked by TruthHurts 3 in Arts & Humanities History

Id like Yahoo users to take notice of the avatars of the haters. See a common trend? I do. No sense of humor, because they are only 13. Wait for it girls, wait for it.

2007-04-08 11:43:52 · update #1

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You can't do anything. It's obviously a curse from the gold crapping gods. Did you offend them? If so, sacrifice a lamb, quickly.

2007-04-08 11:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes, it's obvious that you have offended the gold crapping Gods. However, the solution is not to sacrifice a lamb, you must run around in 17 circles and then hop on your right foot for 3 hours.

2007-04-08 11:35:41 · answer #2 · answered by Jeff 2 · 0 0

it means that secretly you are a rhino, no one is really yelling at you, it's the green chickens who have taken haven in your ear. As for the kidnapping, taco is all I have to say. I cannot reveal any more information for they will soon be after me if I do.

2007-04-08 11:56:09 · answer #3 · answered by Sam 3 · 0 0

Stop biting off those c@ck rings when you are worshiping at the shrine of Phallus - - - the gold will always pop out of the other end and people might get the idea to start probing with their appendages ---

\Peace.................

2007-04-08 11:43:40 · answer #4 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 0 0

Wake Up!!

2007-04-08 11:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by Bethany 7 · 0 0

try getting a grip

2007-04-08 11:41:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

toothpaste

2007-04-08 11:48:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

quit being such a tard

2007-04-08 11:34:27 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Lily ♥ 3 · 0 0

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