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The Clocks of Heaven
So, this guy dies and gets up to heaven. He's standing in front of St. Peter's desk while the record of his life is reviewed. He notices the wall behind the desk is completely covered with clocks. He asks, "So what's with all the clocks?" St. Peter answers, "While on earth, each person has a clock, and for every lie a person tells, the clock ticks off one minute." St. Peter points to a clock on which the hands are straight up on 12 o'clock. He says, "That's Mother Teresa's clock. She never told a lie, so the hands never moved. That clock over there with only two minutes on it is Abraham Lincoln's. He only told two lies in his entire life." "So, where is George Bush's clock?" the man asks. To which, St. Peter replies, "Oh, Jesus has it in his office. He's using it for a ceiling fan."
2007-04-08 09:17:57 · 27 answers · asked by Jose G 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Yes, this joke is very funny...I love it! *sm*
2007-04-08 09:22:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 7⤋
That's funny. However, you could insert just about every President's name where George Bush's is. Bill Clinton, for instance...
2007-04-08 10:06:58 · answer #2 · answered by jimmyb20032003 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
it is funny i suggest adding all presidents names from all over the world starting with Egyptian eternal president ( HOsni MUBARAK ) you can imagine that , he is the president for 25 years , by election of course , every time he wins , none know the exact reason he does , and now he is getting ready to pass it to his son , they are turning Egypt to royalty again
2007-04-08 11:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by emy 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That joke would also work well if Ronald Reagan was the punch line.
2014-04-13 08:27:21 · answer #4 · answered by Lois & Peter 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yea that's pretty funny.. don't see how a clock can be used as a ceiling fan.
2007-04-08 13:51:17 · answer #5 · answered by Haji 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Funny but even funnier cuz I live in Texas!
2007-04-08 12:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by lgmusichey03 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOL Very funny.
A star for you, and two points for me. Yay!
2007-04-08 17:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by Harry 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've heard it before, but when I heard it, "Clinton" was used instead of Bush. Still funny.
2007-04-08 09:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
A star for you
2007-04-08 09:44:59 · answer #9 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
it is kindof funny yes but I dont like jokes with Jesus in them......I just never have...it seems a little bit sacrilegious and sooner or later I might become even more sacrilegious...
we must guard our minds and hearts and thoughts...
2007-04-08 13:47:34 · answer #10 · answered by bollin772000 2 · 1⤊ 5⤋
I don't like the heaven and Jesus part, but the end is funny. Can you try making one that does not involve Heaven and Jesus?
2007-04-08 23:41:32 · answer #11 · answered by Mr Stick 4 · 0⤊ 7⤋