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You can readily fix that by photocopying Reagan's portrait, and taping it over the faces of their wives and kids. They'll appreciate your considerate gesture and thank you profusely for helping keep the memory of this great man alive!

2007-04-08 06:34:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I think you should look for a new job. I certainly couldn't concentrate in an environment where love of Dutch wasn't first and foremost among the cubicle crowd. If you want to stick it out for a while, put some photos of Bonzo on the receptionists desk with a sign that says, "Free. Take One." And if the recalcitrant mob doesn't come around, you can "Just Say No" to doing your work.

2007-04-08 15:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes. Make sure they have a picture of Bonzo on their desk as well. He was the love of his life. A real chimp off the old block. Reagan was our greatest acting president. He seemed so life-like.

2007-04-09 05:10:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

pffffffft no. You've lost focus. Scold them for not having jelly bellies on their desk. I like the orange ones.

2007-04-09 06:41:13 · answer #4 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1 0

I bet if you showed them the Boris Yeltsin birthmark you had tattooed on your septum, you'd find a great many Reagan sympathizers in your midst.

2007-04-08 23:11:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

You should pass out bumper stickers which say "Run Hillary Run". That way Hillary lovers can put them on the back bumper of the car, Hillary haters can put the on the front bumper.

2007-04-08 14:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by Ben R 5 · 0 0

Scold? No....poor souls. Pity them.

2007-04-08 12:53:22 · answer #7 · answered by JenJen 6 · 1 0

No, but of course you should approach them the cold stare of the man who knows he is spiritually superior, from now on.

2007-04-08 15:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They're afraid of sexual harassment suits. Issue them photos with the words "NOT A SCROTUM" across his face.

2007-04-10 09:55:39 · answer #9 · answered by bubbacornflakes 5 · 0 0

Like they gonna listen to you anyway. They know you’re too nice and wouldn’t fire ‘em for disobeying your orders!

2007-04-10 00:14:21 · answer #10 · answered by they're savages 5 · 0 0

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