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I've tried to harvest the same stuff in my back yard..... but mine just comes out green and soft. Suggestions?

2007-04-07 23:45:40 · 7 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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That stuff only grows in certain American Football stadiums. All the grass grown in these spots from January to April goes to the Easter Bunny, and from may to July it goes to Hula skirts.

2007-04-08 03:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by MMMM 2 · 2 0

Plastic grass is a petroleum-based product. I have a feeling that you're not oiling your lawn enough.

2007-04-09 02:30:07 · answer #2 · answered by Fred the Crotchenator 4 · 0 0

On his plastic lawn, he then uses his plastic lawn mower to cut it!

2007-04-08 13:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by Stone Cold 6 · 0 0

You need a special plastic garden. =)

2007-04-08 08:09:11 · answer #4 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0 0

is it not meant to be soft & green?

2007-04-08 06:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by jetsam 6 · 0 0

Spray it with a lot of hairspray....

2007-04-08 14:42:37 · answer #6 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0 0

It's a secret......shhhhhhhhhh! lol

2007-04-08 07:07:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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