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It said I'd meet a tall dark stranger and that my number would come up. When I could still eat a fortune cookie, it was before I had Cancer. I guess it was DEATH I was suppose to meet and my number almost was up.

Radiation saved my life is the good part, It was not so good for the cancer and my spit glands and sweet taster, and my swallowing machine in my throat.

Still, I've had 3-years I didn't expect to have. Believe your next fortune cookie

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2007-04-08 14:35:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

This cookie will explode in ten seconds after putting out it...RUN YOU fool provide up dropping some time analyzing this! in the journey that your nevertheless analyzing you have approximately 3 seconds till KABLOOEY!

2016-10-21 08:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

"You will receive a message in a fortune cookie today" (Seriously, I got this one yesterday!)

2007-04-07 21:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by NosyD 2 · 0 0

You will take a vacation across a sea of sand. I say Vegas, baby.

2007-04-07 21:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by debdini 5 · 0 0

Beware of cookies bearing fortunes.

Its been my favorite so far.

2007-04-07 21:12:46 · answer #5 · answered by RiverGirl 7 · 0 0

I ate Chinese today and my fortune read "Security is the link to safety" or something.Yea,a dumb one.

2007-04-07 21:13:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"A visit to a strange place will bring you renewed perspective."


Gee, I wonder when that free vacation is coming. I won't hold my breath.

2007-04-07 21:15:32 · answer #7 · answered by Karma 6 · 0 0

" You like me. Eat me ".

No Joke. Jody made them for the SuperBowl party.

2007-04-08 00:21:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Forgiveness is the best revenge.

2007-04-07 21:31:50 · answer #9 · answered by Meeya 7 · 1 0

"today, your luck will change".....strangely enough, it did....i even got a free meal on the airplane ride!

2007-04-07 21:13:26 · answer #10 · answered by wookin pa nub 6 · 0 0

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