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And should it be adopted by the gay community . Maybe Jesus was gay after all he was always hanging with male apostles wasn't he ? don't recall ever seeing him with a girlfriend do you?

2007-04-07 19:56:53 · 10 answers · asked by dogpatch USA 7 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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Actually, easter is a PAGAN holiday. You'll notice that it coincides very well with Ostara. Rabbits and eggs are both fertility symbols in pagan religions. How they managed to be adopted into the so called resurrection of Christ I have NO idea.

It is possible that Jesus was a homosexual, but it is more likely that he was not. Theory shows that Mary Magdelaine was very prominent in his life and may well have been his wife. Even if she wasn't she was his devoted follower. While the theory that Jesus may have been married tends to piss off a lot of Christians, they are generally not looking at it logically. The sect of Judaism that Jesus was born into would have required his marriage at an early age, long before he became known for his preachings. Furthermore, the fact that a wife was not mentioned in the bible is unimportant. The teachings of Jesus were about how to live life, not an exact biography of every last moment of his life.

2007-04-07 20:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

May it be known throughout the land that Her Majesty The Queen grants a charter to the first Gay Easter Egg Hunt.

Be careful where you hide the eggs. I'm not sure how you will keep the participants out of the bushes.

2007-04-07 20:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by HerMajesty 3 · 0 0

i could not agree more
ok i could but only on the chocolate giving a like orgasam easter bunny's normally wear pink or colorful scarves
it has a fluffy fuzzy tail and big feet and hands what else do we need

now for my violation notice i will get here (nothing new)
well jesus's dad was said to be god
and his mum was a virgin right
sure joe was not a cross dresser
got a bit of a wet spot on her panties
and she put it on and got a bit on/ in her
either that or she was getting some on the side

so either way jesus would not have been with out
queers around him or his TV-dad lol

2007-04-07 20:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by Zara3 5 · 2 0

Easter derives its name from Eostre, an Anglo-Saxon goddess of spring, goddess of the dawn or east. A month corresponding to April had been named "Eostremonat," or Eostre's month, leading to "Easter" becoming applied to the Christian holiday that usually took place within it. Around the second century A.D., Christian missionaries seeking to convert the tribes of northern Europe noticed that the Christian holiday commemorating the resurrection of Jesus roughly coincided with the Teutonic springtime celebrations, which emphasized the triumph of life over death. Christian Easter gradually absorbed the traditional symbols. In Medieval Europe, eggs were forbidden during Lent. Eggs laid during that time were often boiled or otherwise preserved. Eggs were thus a mainstay of Easter meals, and a prized Easter gift for children and servants. In addition, eggs have been viewed as symbols of new life and fertility through the ages. It is believed that for this reason many ancient cultures, including the Ancient Egyptians, Persians, and Romans, used eggs during their spring festivals. Hares and rabbits have long been symbols of fertility. The inclusion of the hare into Easter customs appears to have originated in Germany, where tales were told of an "Easter hare" who laid eggs for children to find. German immigrants to America -- particularly Pennsylvania -- brought the tradition with them and spread it to a wider public. They also baked cakes for Easter in the shape of hares, and may have pioneered the practice of making chocolate bunnies and eggs. IM JUST FULL OF KNOWLEDGE TODAY! xXx

2016-05-19 23:04:11 · answer #4 · answered by vonda 3 · 0 0

so much for your educated behind! That's something new with bunnies laying colorful eggs.

2007-04-07 20:48:37 · answer #5 · answered by Aldo 78522 4 · 0 0

Actually


it used to be the festival of the saxon fertilyt goddess so think valentines day only the x rated version

2007-04-08 22:57:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Well, I think the more appropriate question is, "Since when does a bunny lay eggs?"

2007-04-07 20:00:19 · answer #7 · answered by Jay S 5 · 3 1

Does Jerry Falwell know this?

2007-04-07 21:47:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well said Lady D!

2007-04-07 20:06:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 2 0

You seriously need to get a life, buddy....you don't get out, much, do you?

2007-04-07 20:01:00 · answer #10 · answered by argamedius 3 · 2 1

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