Please write in something that?

Question

makes me laugh, anything funny and I will give you 10 points and post it on my 360 blog.
(you have to be a friend to view my blog, cause I have trouble with ppl reporting me ;-) )

Answer 1

i will tell u a lot of jokes

Two cows in a field one turns to the other and says "moo" they other turns and says "you fcuker I was gonna say that"

two ghosts at the dinner table one asks the other"can you pass the salt please"
the other replys "who the fcuk said that"

how do you make a hormone?
Wipe yer d1ck on her curtains

what do you tell yer wife when she has two black eyes?
Nothing you've told her twice allready

George Bush throw a press conference to announce his disgust at three brazilian journalists killed in iraq he pledges Americas intent on "bloody revenge" when the conference ends his aid says to him "that was a bit strong Mr President" george bush replys "I know but excactly how many is a brazillian"

Supermarket

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife suddenly appears out of nowhere!!!

Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!
The other says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk.'


A man walks in the kitchen with a chicken under his arm and his wife is standing there. So, the man says "How do you like the pig I been f**kin'?" His wife looks at him and says, "That's a chicken dumb ***!" The man says, "I was talking to the chicken!"



A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your
head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.

Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"


A man takes his father to the doctor.

At the office, the doctor tells the old man, "I'm sorry, sir, but you have lung cancer. You'll be dead in a year."

On the way home, the old man turns to his grief-stricken son and says, "Quit all that cryin'! I'm not depressed. I've lived 75 great years. How 'bout you and me go to my favorite bar and have a couple beers with my friends?"

So while the guys are having their beers, the old man breaks the news to his friends. "Fellas," he says, "I'll be dead in a year 'cause I got AIDS."

On the way home, his son asks, "Dad, why did you lie to your friends?"

His dad replies, "'Cause when I die, I don't want them trying to **** your mother!"

Answer 2

pay attention to a crap load of music. because of the fact the guitar is obviously very simular to a piano, i detect listening to many classical products, speradically places some thing into my head. another factor, I in lots of cases initiate out enjoying a riff incredibly sluggish. i'm conversing like 15 to twenty BPM. this offers me an exact sense for what i'm enjoying from the start, with the flexibility to get rid of lost notes, or maybe an entire scale. Then on an identical time as escalading the pace greater issues come to mild. So in my imprecise technique the start to a riff must be an identical or finished oposite from the unique whilst 20 BPM turns into 2 hundred BPM

Answer 3

Dmb Blonde321 (8:47:21 PM): blah ok im done bit-ching about the manbitch
EMERICASK8ER1414 (8:47:39 PM): LOL
EMERICASK8ER1414 (8:47:42 PM): thats a lot of bit-ch
EMERICASK8ER1414 (8:47:43 PM): going on
Dmb Blonde321 (8:47:47 PM): hells yes
Dmb Blonde321 (8:47:55 PM): its like fuc-king bi-tch city down here
Dmb Blonde321 (8:48:13 PM): the heat is bringing out the hormonial fu-ck and all
Dmb Blonde321 (8:48:24 PM): it creates a perfect bit-ch enviroment
EMERICASK8ER1414 (8:48:30 PM): LOL
EMERICASK8ER1414 (8:48:40 PM): ITS SCIENCE

this is a conversation i had earlier on aim

Answer 4

A couple of weeks ago, my 20 year-old supervisor at my retail job asked if I could come see her in Lingerie. I said sure. When I got there, I asked why she was still in her normal clothes.

Answer 5

If you want funny, go watch Brian Regan

Answer 6

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Answer 7

I love to hate reporter in this site:

Answer 8

Spongebob: The day I lost my identity

Answer 9

um hi, um let's c funny nope nothing now

Answer 10

plop