Do you think that I should open my closet and take just a little peek? ( ^ _ ^ )
2007-04-07 15:55:25 · 17 answers · asked by Kooties 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
You hope it "kills" me? Well after it kills me, it's coming over to your house to hide out in your closet and shank you! How'd you like them apples buddy! :)
2007-04-07 16:09:20 · update #1
Destiny? You want the monster to "kill" me as well? I thought you were so cute too. ( ^ _ ^ )
2007-04-07 16:10:35 · update #2
It's a harmless cookie monster. Just throw a cookie in there every night and he'll protect you from all harm!!! ;o)
2007-04-07 17:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by TJTB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not a monster. It's just a cute little gremlin that's so scared and feels trapped in there. Talk sweet to it - call it by name: "Little Gremlin" and he'll perhaps come out and give you riches beyond compare because you've been nice to it.
Great imagination
2007-04-07 23:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by concernedjean 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DO NOT OPEN THE CLOSET. unless of course it is a friendly monster.
But then why hide in the closet.
2007-04-07 23:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well it depends. If you want to destroy the monster go ahead and open the door. If not don't open the door.
2007-04-07 22:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by Roadkill 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here's what to do. leave the house and never return and pray the monster doesn't follow you. sell it to someone you don't like complete with the contents.
2007-04-07 22:59:01 · answer #5 · answered by eydieville 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say go into the closet and see for youreself. Face your fears! Be gutsy!
2007-04-07 23:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's uncle Leroy. he is drunk on magic mushroom juice that we ferment. and he simply went into the Wrong opening. ,please let him alone and let him sleep it off and i will come pick him up in the morning .OK.? he is a Bigfoot and might smell bad to you humans.,but he is really a nice Bigfoot.
we have openings to our vast underground citys and he simply mistook your home as an opening.
he just gets like that when he drinks.
that sound is not him roaring in anger. its him snoreing.
signed.Forest Sky Yeti
2007-04-08 00:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
come on, a monster in your closet, please. maybe a ghost in your house, but a monster, maybe youll find a monster out at sea.
2007-04-08 00:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by ‡ЭЭЭ‡ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is this him? If it, this one is OK.
http://www.echonews.com/750/images/monsters_inc_sully.jpg
2007-04-07 23:01:30 · answer #9 · answered by Jester 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh HELL no... why would you do that? The monster will eat you -- twice.
2007-04-07 22:58:40 · answer #10 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋