Yes Santa a proud Canadian at home in the North Pole
The North Pole is melting at an unprecedented rate.
Bush(US) Harper (CDN) Putin (Russian) and the heads of Greenland Iceland met to discuss the opening of the long dreamt about Northwest passage sea route .
An argument broke out as to who gets to collect the toll for it's use. The US owns Alaska, Green land owns the straights into the other side Canada and Russia own the land mass that surounds the middle - You see the problem
Ok I understand that they forgot about the Eskimo who have lived there undisturbed for thousands of years I even understand why they might have forgotten about the Polar bears .
But Santa ?
Where will he go ? All those displaced elves the additional cost of sled rental spaces in urban centers is astronomical these days
Sorry boys and girls , Santa's home melted and so we have to write to him care of Ottawa ?
That can't be right !
2007-04-07 15:32:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Santa is in my basement...i keep him as a sex slave...the elves like to watch
2007-04-07 15:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Poor Santa............ Really, who cares. He only works one day a year, and not to mention that reindeer with the red nose, kinda looks like Ted Kennedy when he's been hitting good scotch.
Global warming is a farce!
And the guy who said he doesn't see people lining up to live next to a nuclear power plant or a gas refinery. What the heck do either of them have to do with global warming?
Nuclear power plants, don't normanlly emit CO2, or greenhouse gasses. Its radiation !!! That is why we don't live close to them. And who wants to live next to a gas refinery? Where I live, we have a gas station on every corner. Thats four per intersection. There must be a thousand of them in the city where I live, maybe two thousand.
And don't even talk to me about all the aircraft spewing their toxic fumes into the air above my head. And on less windy days, you can smell it ! But the liberal freaks want me to give up my little six cylinder car, stop smoking and recycle my beer bottles!!! What the heck!!!!
If there really is a Santa, please give me chunk of land in Montana and a fence a hundred feet tall!!!!!!!!
2007-04-07 15:51:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With the ice caps melting, more land will come into play.... ice mass is greater than that of water, so with the ice melting and turning into water, more beach front property........and he probably already has bead with the Realtors since they were kids, so he should be able to finally live everyday like he does in the after Christmas pictures with him on a beach drinking a Pina Colada with everyone else.
2007-04-07 15:41:35 · answer #3 · answered by lorencehill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a brilliant analogy. for the reason that Santa and AGW are the two thoroughly fabricated recommendations made as much as scare and manage people, the analogy makes suited experience. in the journey that your no longer wonderful Santa won't are available in case you do no longer make perfect sacrifices to the international Warming God, the seas will upward push and eat you. wonderful analogy.
2016-10-21 07:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The people who deny that the climate is in crisis or parrot the corporate agenda and say it is not man made are funny.
I don't see any of them moving next to a nuclear power plant or comfortably settling next to a gas refinery...
hypocrites
2007-04-07 15:34:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa and the elves have already made contingency plans to move to Ross Station, Anarctica.
2007-04-07 15:39:29 · answer #6 · answered by Buffy Summers 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, ok you see what we'll do is tell all of the little children Santa is just spending the winter in the Camen islans this year so he can relax a little more making it so he can deliver them all more toys.
2007-04-07 15:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him to northern Maine And then you can ask him, as soon as they get the power back on from last weeks global warming snow storm
2007-04-07 15:40:44 · answer #8 · answered by Boston Mark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't say for sure, but I have seen him in Hawaii in the off season. Floral pattern shirts fit his style well.
2007-04-07 15:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by bankster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To think some are too ignorant to see this is happening. Apparently they didn't pay attention in their science class.
2007-04-07 15:36:06 · answer #10 · answered by Tiffany 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋