So I was driving to Wal Mart to get some last minute easter stuff, I had just stopped by sonic drive in for a couple of shakes, when this guy in a black and white car stopped to talk to me. Wanted to know why I was driving so crazy, accused me of being drunk! he made me stand on one foot and say my ABC"s. Then got upset with me and said "hey your not drunk" I said "duh told you"
I then told him I did have three melting shakes in the car for my three kids, ages 7, 9, and 10. He asked if I had the ten year old watching the others, I said no silly the 7 year old is watching the kids, then he came close and I got freaked out and threw the shakes on him, now he is lying on the ground, not breathing. Where should I hide the body?
2007-04-07 14:48:47 · 16 answers · asked by LoverOfQT 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You wasted not one but three good shakes on a weirdo!?!Shame on you!
Get your priorities sorted! Forget about the body. Go back and get some more shakes and this time, stop for no one!
2007-04-07 14:53:36 · answer #1 · answered by pat z 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's always a dumpster behind Sonic's. It's saturday, tommorow's Easter so it won't be dumped till tuesday. You can be here by then You'll have to leave the kids and start over in a new country. Maybe grow a moustache, but I'll still love you.
2007-04-07 21:54:48 · answer #2 · answered by Crash 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take him to a dough nut shop prop him up in his car and put a dough nut in each hand.No one will find him for a week or so.
2007-04-07 22:04:09 · answer #3 · answered by dreamweaver021557 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drop him of in front of one of your enemies door with a easter basket and a bow.... It will be a nice easter for you... That takes care of the body and the enemy.
2007-04-07 22:18:25 · answer #4 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, lets see, i watch all the true crime shows, if you bury him, add a small handful of like, speeds up decomposition, too much lime, tho, will actually slow it down...know any hog farmers? hogs will eat ANYthing, if they are hungry enough...dont keep him around, tho, people might notice...got more, if you want to know? lol, heh heh heh
2007-04-08 01:58:17 · answer #5 · answered by Berkly M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take it next door to McDonalds. Nobody goes there.
2007-04-07 21:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As long as they can't trace the shakes to you just take off. LOL....
2007-04-07 21:54:24 · answer #7 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stick him in the back of someones truck at walmart
2007-04-07 22:04:09 · answer #8 · answered by crazi8red 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave him lying there and go finish your shopping,he'll wake up in little bit lol
2007-04-07 21:55:22 · answer #9 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, those were some toxic milkshakes.
2007-04-07 21:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by laura palmer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋