Say you were stuck on an island with Paris Hilton. You had to deal with nasty bugs and you had to make your own fires and eat what you could catch. What would you do?
2007-04-07 14:35:59 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
As soon as I had a fire made, I'd push her into it.
Burn, Hilton, burn...mwahahahahaha
2007-04-07 14:38:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, I wouldn't go insane. I'd be laughing insanely though, as I put Paris Hilton through the same ordeal Elizabeth Taylor had to go through in the movie, "The Taming of the Shrew" (where, at the end, the formerly untamed, headstrong woman has to slosh through the mud, in the rain, after her husband's horse cart)
Paris would not have makeup, and she'd gradually realize she's not the "belle of the ball" anymore. She'd soon be cooking me meals, and saying I'm "hot".
Me, hot? Wow, I must be dreaming.
2007-04-07 14:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jump off the island and risk death. unless I could find the local natives, make a bargain with them to help me out and they can have paris to sacrafice.
2007-04-07 14:39:47 · answer #3 · answered by Vidra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm no longer interested in her, and that i understand she's a shallow biatch and hates getting her hands grimy, so, i could force her loopy, make her bypass insane in a feeling. i could be myself yet on the comparable time, irritate her in any way accessible. homicide isn't my element, and making wonderful isn't the two.
2016-10-21 07:48:40 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not like that brat so I guess I would give her a real hard time until I see she has changed into a normal type person.
2007-04-07 14:42:47 · answer #5 · answered by Patches 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll just make a house for myself and she'd be my personal maid, fetching me anything I need... and maybe I could teach her a lesson on being nice to people... It'd be a win-win situation!
2007-04-07 14:43:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think perhaps I would eat Paris.
2007-04-07 14:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
i wouldn't go insane,
but GOD I'D HAVE SO MUCH FUN DRIVING HER INSANE!
i'd make her cringe everytime she heard the quote " That's Hot."
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i'd let her dogs put her in a bag and drag her around the island!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*does strange Mandark laugh from Dextor's Laboratory*
2007-04-07 14:43:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would kick her skinny butt to establish that she was my
b i t c h then make her wash my clothes, catch my food, cook my bugs, sweep the hut, etc.
2007-04-07 14:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd catch her and cook her, I don't think she'd be missed...of course there wouldn't be much to eat and then I'd have to find something else.
2007-04-07 14:39:51 · answer #10 · answered by Koozie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋