Thank you. I know how meanie we can be to you. BUT I DON'T WANT MY COUNTRY to be run by SOCIALISTS AND LIBERALS... COME AND SAVE US AGAIN... PLEASE...
(I'LL GIVE MY SISTER TO YOUR SOLDIERS)
THANKS AGAIN.
2007-04-07 13:10:58 · 15 answers · asked by BIEN A DROITE 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Socialists destroy themselves. I see no need for the US to intervene. I'm sorry for the economic hardship and moral depravity you will have to endure on your way down to the bottom of the economic rubbish heap. Some people will see the light and get out with what they can before chaos comes.
I wish to take this opportunity to thank the people of France for that lovely statue we have in the harbor in New York. Feel free to move here. I'll welcome you and your family personally.
Ermmmmm I'll welcome your sister too. But I'm happily married . Will she settle for a warm handshake?
2007-04-07 13:26:19 · answer #1 · answered by Homeschool produces winners 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Many of us love France. We hope you don't mistake the fact that the seditious and socialist in our country have free speech (and use it vocally to try to undermine our country) doesn't mean we all hate you!
Far from it. We oppose certain views, certain policies, as you do ours. That is natural and appropriate. We won't, as nations, always agree and must seek our national interests first. If you did anything else, we'd wonder about your sanity.
We wish you luck and good will, and hope you will see a wider and more diverse America that has found it's balance in the midst of political strife, and will always be ready to help if you are invaded.
However, if you allow your nation to become socialist, or liberal, or Islamic, that's your problem and your choice. We're fighting the same battle here, and it's due to flaws in our system that we are working to close.
Keep flying the red, white and blue. We'll keep flying it here, as well.
2007-04-07 13:19:28 · answer #2 · answered by mckenziecalhoun 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Socialists are not liberals. They're quite different.
I'm liberal, God knows I'm not a socialist.
Liberals would be somewhere between Bayrou and Sarkozy. Republicans are probably closer to the FN, with some variations. The PS is way off the chart...
Let's have Sarkozy, the first pro-American (or at least decently pro-American) president in the Vth French republic. He even had the courage to meet with Bush! (which if you listen to the French left is tantamount to political suicide....).
(what did your sister say to that?)
2007-04-07 13:54:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sorry buddy but we are fighting our own socialists here. They have us tied up beyond belief. Although the sister offer sounds tempting we just can't help right now. Feel free to come to America though - we can always use another foot soldier in the war against socialism here. You can stay illegally no problem - 12 million mexicans can't be wrong
2007-04-07 13:15:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
You have had socialists before so don't worry. Its not like we can attack France anyway. You just need to make sure to get out and vote and have others of similiar mind vote to put your candidate in office. AND Don't sell your sister off like that.
2007-04-07 13:27:45 · answer #5 · answered by ALASPADA 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The last time I was offered a date with someones sister she turned out to be Miss Chicken Fat of 1955. Sorry. You French are going to have to slap fight your way out of this one yourselves.
Additional: If we don't help can we still get your cheese
2007-04-07 13:26:31 · answer #6 · answered by ohbrother 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry. Sometimes you have to sleep in the bed you made. Also, we are still bogged down trying to figure out how to get ourselves out of Iraq without serious embarressment (we could have used some help there, you know)....
2007-04-07 15:53:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I was taking a drink when I read your question and almost spit it all over my computer! But I have to say no, we won't free you again, look how you've repaid us since the last time we freed you!
Since some of our soldiers are women, we would prefer to have your brother or you.
2007-04-07 13:17:43 · answer #8 · answered by MI 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
NO your country deserves whatever misfortune it begets on itself. There are too many American white crosses in the cemetaries near Omaha Beach for the US to shed one more life on such an ungratefull country like France.
PS: Does your sister shave under her arms and her legs? The last time I was in France your woman were very hirsute.
2007-04-07 13:18:36 · answer #9 · answered by dr_methanegasman 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Bless you.
Finally, a decent honest Frenchman.
Good man.
HOWEVER, we may elect a commie Democrat for president in 2008.
If so, we will be in as bad a shape as you. We will become little commie democrat goose steppers. And a third world country just like you.
We are in the same boat. Das boot!
2007-04-07 13:17:48 · answer #10 · answered by wolf 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋