Finish the statment..?

Question

"Yo mama is so POOR..."

Answer 1

she gotta take a loan to pay attention

Answer 2

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Answer 3

yo mama is so POOR she was walking down the street with one shoe and a guy said i think you lost your shoe she said no i found one :)

Answer 4

i walked through her front door and tripped over her back fence

Answer 5

... i asked her where the bathroom was and she said "third bucket on the left."

Answer 6

she can't even PAYattention.

Answer 7

....she can't pay attention.