I can't stop *beep* swearing lol
*10 pts to creative answer
2007-04-07 12:12:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your punishment is to sit and listen to my mother in-law rant and rave about every member in her family. Trust me. You'll never swear again.
2007-04-07 12:16:25 · answer #1 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Today I was a bad girl. Today was not my day. I screamed and cussed,I raised a fuss. I should be sent away.
I could be heard for miles around. I fear I maybe was. The townsfolk all took cover. And it was all because......
I did not get my way. I acted like a brat. I said some words that should not be said. I can not take them back.
How do I say I'm sorry? How do I forgive me? I'll kneel and pray,both night and day for God to let me see....
The light He shines for me alone is brighter than the sun. He wants for me to follow it. He wants this to be done.
And so I'll wipe away my tears of pity and remorse. My Father has forgiven me. He always does,of course.
Now it's time to let this go. To look forward to another day. Happy Easter Lauren W. That is all I have to say.
2007-04-07 12:38:46 · answer #2 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10 Hail Mary's,
2 Our Father's,
1 shuffle to the left,
& a wiggle to the right
And you should be in the clear!
2007-04-07 12:18:08 · answer #3 · answered by JustAGirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punish yourself by hiring a very ugly prostitute to service you,I mean really ugly, one that sends chills down your spine, if you are too poor to hire a an ugly $5 crackwhore then get naked and rub your whole body with poison ivy and then have a friend tie you to a chair.
2007-04-07 12:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by Naruto #1 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A bar of extremeley disguisting soap!!!!! And 3000 hail mary's as it's the holy season!!!!!
2007-04-07 12:17:41 · answer #5 · answered by chi-chi-red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok take a bar of cleansing soap then take warm mustard hide it, then take dish cleansing soap and cover it over the mustard then roll it in pepper, then on the end positioned a set of Tabasco sauce on it!
2016-11-27 02:18:32 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing beats old school. Wash your mouth out with soap.
2007-04-07 12:15:16 · answer #7 · answered by luvmuzik 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, i have trouble 2 but it helps me 2 think how foul some peiple r gonna think u r if u always curse
2007-04-07 12:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
who gives a f u c k i swear all the time
2007-04-07 12:15:49 · answer #9 · answered by Lee 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
put 25 cents in the swear jar...
2007-04-07 12:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋