I cloned something !!?

Question

I cloned something !!?

I know this sounds stupid but im 100% telling the truth in my bio class 11th grade they taught us how to exstract pure DNA from fruit so after exstensive study and trials etc of exstracting DNA from a Lemon it finally worked !! We tryed it *** a class only one was succesful but ive tried in my home lab. So for the past 8 years i've been studying cloning I took the DNA split and rebuilt a second helix after 3 days I took a look in my test tube and I saw 2 black dots. I checked on it again in 2 weeks later the black dots turned into small yellow balls i decided the exsperiment didn't work just in case i placed my exsperiment in my lab fridge I checked in 2 weeks later 2 SMALL lemons actually formed i was amazed theve grown to full size im amazed im only 17 and i swear I cloned a lemon I have two in my fridege i sliced them and they tasted like lemons but i had exsteme abdominal pain I havent told anyone about my exsperiment should I say something and am I the firs

teen to do this could I try this with human DNA should I stop did I get way in over my head and will i be safe after eating those lemons.

uhmmm .. the test tube broke open I replaced its habitat

Answer 1

well..... i agree w/ wats already been said. but maybe u should tell some major scientists, they might get a good laugh. haha.

Answer 2

As stated above, not so sure we all believe you, but if you did manage to clone something without really knowing what you're doing, it only reinforces the ideas of putting greater controls/stops to such processes b/c sooner or later somebody somewhere will do something which we may all regret, out of ignorance, maliciousness, or pure misguided curiosity. No matter what... Never... ever... consume anything from a lab, especially when you don't know what you're doing. Microbes, chemicals, enzymes, etc. etc., are not a very healthy snack for you. By the way... " [ABC] Check Spelling" ... nifty lil' link it is. God Bless n Peace.

Answer 3

Not that I believe you or anything...

But when people that spell as poorly as you do, begin cloning things...

The world is in a sad and rather irreversible state of decline.

You can always join the Raliens?



Im not only a poor speller darling... Im a bad typist too.

never said I wasn't... but then again you won't catch me trying to clone things either so... : P

Answer 4

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Big test tube to hold two lemons. And they grew without a plant to produce the flowers and leaves? Verrrrrrrrry interesting, not.

Answer 5

Thats so cool... i bet you cant explain the Krebs cycle... and the electron transfer thing... eh eh..! :p

Answer 6

I agree with the first half of the first sentence. "this sounds stupid".

Answer 7

try Al Gore next, we need more