What would you do if you had...?

Question

A snow shovel, a roll of paper towels, plum sauce, a christmas stocking and a pack of tic tacs?

Answer 1

Yeah like I could get that lucky

Answer 2

I would take the tic tacs and the plum sauce and put it in the Christmas stocking and fling it across the room with a snow shovel. Then I would clean it up with the paper towels.

Answer 3

I would shovel the snow, then take the tic tacs out of the christmas stocking and eat some. Then drink some plum sauce, after a coupla minutes I would wanna take a crap so bad so I would wipe myself with the paper towel.

Answer 4

I would take the snow shovel and smack someone I don't like over the head. I would then use the paper towels to sop up the blood that may have spilled. I would then chop off their limbs and grill them. I would serve the limbs with the plum sauce then once I was finished eating, I'd put the tic tacs to good use freshening my mouth. I would leave the head of the person in a christmas stocking for everyone to see what happens when you piss me off :P Is that good or over the top?

Answer 5

if i had a snow shovel i would beat people that stare at me weird
if i had a roll of paper towels i would go to a Mexican restaurant
if i had a plum sauce i would pour it down my best friends pants
if i had a Christmas stocking i would put tic tats in it and hang em up

Answer 6

Eat the tic tacs

Answer 7

Well,if I was McGyver, I would make a hang glider out of everything but the tic tacs and fly to safety.....eating the tic tacs along the way.

Answer 8

I'd put all of those things into the snow shovel then throw the whole thing in the garbage.

Answer 9

if I had a snow shovel I would watch the snow fall the rest I dont know

Answer 10

Lock the lot in the shed, open a bottle of whiskey, pull all the blinds down and sit in my favourite armchair.