what are good comebacks for people who call you fat?

Answer 1

If your Brain was as big as your IQ you'd be one point above a primate.

Gee, if that's the best your skinny brain cells come up with why bother.

Answer 2

that "go on a diet" answer was funny. that humor in itself is the best comeback. i was over weight my whole childhood, but i was never the "quiet fat girl" I was the loud funny girl who happened to be fat. no one cared because I was everyone's friends, even the snobby cheerleaders. there is no real comeback because fat is not a real insult. yes, it's a physical characteristic that is not very favorable, but it's not an insult. when someone calls you fat it's because they know they can't say anything else like "stupid" or "ugly". but if you want something to say you can tell them what I used to say. that you can't hear them because there's too much fat in your ears or that thier unsults bounce off your rolls and go right back to them.

Answer 3

I might be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

or silly skinny jokes, like: (yeah I pasted these)

She's so skinny she'd have to stand twice to cast a shadow!

She's so skinny she could lie under a clothesline and not get sunburned!

She's so skinny if she turned sideways she'd dissappear!

She's so skinny if she sat down, turned her head, and stuck out her tongue, she'd look like a zipper!

She's so skinny if she put on a fur coat she'd look like a pipe cleaner!

She's so skinny she'd have to run around in the shower to get wet!

She's so skinny she can't take a shower because if she tried she'd slip down the drain!

Or if you are fat, you can just say "Um, duh!" because that could take thier steam away, so to speak.

Answer 4

Nothing really, it depends if you know anything about the person or not.

Oh, and one more thing. Never let a fatter person than you call you fat, lol.

And if a hot person calls you fat don't call them ugly, because that would be a lie, and it would make you look worse.

Answer 5

If you use "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you." It asserts your authority.

If it really pisses you off you can say, "What ever part of hell you came from, be sure to tell your father to kiss my *** when you get back."

Most recently I used, "you're just jealous that I can afford to eat."

Personally I most like, "I could lose this weight...but you'll still be ugly

Answer 6

I buy food and you look like you buy crack
Only a dog wants a bone, and if there is no meat on it he doesn't want it for long.
Think of all the skinny women you know, aren't all their men dogs?
Boys like girls Men like women.
Men like hips not hipbones.
Too fat for what?

Answer 7

It's what's in your head that matters, not what's on your backside.

Or else you could point out that you could loose weight, but could they gain manners and brains?

Answer 8

I may be fat, but you are ugly and you can't lose ugly

Answer 9

Just say ,"Well, hey, you're ugly and I can always lose weight." Follow that with something like nanny, nanny, boo boo ;-)

Answer 10

Tell them that you can lose weight but they will always be ugly.