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Hide, call 911 with my cell phone.

2007-04-07 10:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by Baby Doll. 4 · 2 1

Probably run & put some clothes on, I have a habit of being in a state of undress. I'd grab what Kitties I could & hide in a closet upstairs. They'd be pretty pissed though because we don't have much worthwhile to steal.

2007-04-07 10:13:57 · answer #2 · answered by Aphrodite 3 · 0 0

Call the police first, then I'd grab the bat from my closet and go after them.

Note: I'm a 6'1" 240lb ex bouncer - this approach is not appropriate for everyone.

2007-04-07 10:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by UNITool 6 · 2 0

First,I would pray and call the cops on my cell phone. ( I have 911 on my speed dial.)

and then I would scream to make them scared.

If that didn't work, I would start throwing scripture verses at them and litteraly throw stuff at them.(if they got in)

You don't have a chance!!

Especially if you try to get into my house.

The Lord would protect me and my house.

2007-04-07 10:13:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well they'd get IN but they'd be going out in a body bag..(what would be left of them) Unless I just bury the bits in the garden...hmmm, under the roses I think.

2007-04-07 10:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by Welshdragon 5 · 2 0

Go break out the pistol from under my mattress, then go in the safe and get some ammunition, then let him break in and scare the hell out of him!

2007-04-07 10:11:32 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Nick 6 · 1 0

Break the guy's neck.

Or if I lost my sense of common sense, I'd freak out.

2007-04-07 10:10:42 · answer #7 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 3 0

Call 911 and hold those bastards at bay with my shotgun after beating the crap out of them.

2007-04-07 10:11:03 · answer #8 · answered by Einstein 7 · 3 0

1 - Grab a gun
2 - Call the cops

2007-04-07 10:10:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Introduce him to my two friends, Mr Smith and Mr Wesson...

2007-04-07 10:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by 2kool4u 5 · 0 0

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