My friend was only joking but it made me laugh:
FRIEND: Would you like to dance?
ME: Sure
FRIEND: Then could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
ha ha...I still think that's hilarious however cruel it may sound...
2007-04-07 09:35:38
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answered by ehriikah 3
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When I was leaving a concert, I was talking to my friends and holding a Dr. Pepper can, this kind of cute guy came up to me and said," I noticed you smiling, you look beautiful when you smile", when I responded with an uninterested thanks, he immediately hit the desperate mode and said," are you almost finished with that Dr. Pepper? I need to take a whiz and cannot find the bathroom." This cracked me up, it was my worst, best and favorite pick up line I have ever heard. No, I didn't marry him, it wasn't in the cards, but we did have fun together. :)
2007-04-07 16:42:38
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answered by missjax72 4
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One of my favorite stories, but one of the few positive-intent phone calls I'd get being on the radio as a broadcaster:
Early in my career, this giggly girl kept calling me up, saying "I want to take a shower with you", then hanging up giggling before conversation is returned.
Finally, about the tenth time she did this, I interrupted and asked "Look, is this a hygiene issue or do you want to get to know me?"
It worked!
2007-04-07 16:41:49
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answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7
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In the 80's , "would you like to drive in my Vette " ....I owned a Chevette .
2007-04-07 16:36:08
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answered by Anonymous
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this one is SO stupid:
you should be really tired right now, b/c you've been running around my mind all day long.
2007-04-07 16:38:12
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answered by ThinkPink 3
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Are you tired, cuz you've been running through my mind all day.
2007-04-07 16:36:49
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answered by klg2k2002 3
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Nobody ever used a pick up line on me. (sniff)
Doesn't anybody like me? (sob)
2007-04-07 16:36:28
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answered by Anonymous
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i wear a shirt that people will make a girl comment on it
2007-04-07 16:36:53
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answered by Anonymous
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cant repeat what she said I'd be reported
2007-04-07 16:36:38
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answered by Anonymous
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Is your dad a beaver? cause DAM
2007-04-07 16:36:01
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answered by Anonymous
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