Scene: Hillary on the Senate floor weeping. Suddenly a bright light shining down ....and there stands Barak. Handsome, powerful- wearing a white suit, looking like an angel--Hillary gazes upon him with admiration--tears in her eyes --mascara running..
(Que Music) Barak breaks into song:
(Sung to Beauty School Drop Out)
Your story's sad to tell, a presidential ne'er-do-well
Most corrupt candidate in the race
Your future's so unclear now,
what's left of your career now
Can't even get a trade-in on your phoney smile
Senator drop-out, no coranation day for you
Senator drop-out, missed the midterms
and can't win, place or show
Well at least you could have
taken time to try & clean your lies up
After spending all that dough to have your husband push your 'record' up Baby get moving (better get moving),
why keep your feeble hopes alive
What are you proving (what are you proving)?
You've got the dream, but lost your zen
2007-04-07 07:27:42 · 12 answers · asked by Cherie 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
If you go away, you might avoid the Fed'ral pen
Give up your candidacy and go back to Arkansas
Senator drop-out, hangin' around fifth avenue
Senator drop-out, it's about time you knew the score
Well they couldn't teach you anything,
you think you're such a looker
But no voter's gonna vote for you,
unless you pay them like a hooker
Baby don't sweat it (don't sweat it),
you're not cut out to hold the job
Better forget it (forget it), who wants their country run by a slob
Now your cash is spent-you need to vent
and still the world is cruel
Wipe that smirk off face and go back to Arkansas
Baby don't blow it, don't put my good advice to shame
Baby you know it, even Dear Abby's say the same
Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly
Gotta be goin' to that nomination party in the sky
Senator drop-out, go back to Arkansas
Senator drop-out, go back to Arkansas
Senator drop-out, go back to Arkansas
2007-04-07 07:28:49 · update #1
That was brilliant.
2007-04-07 07:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by phoenix 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure lets just put all those people out of work because him and Al Gore think it is a good idea ! Cleaner coal will cost no more than developing all these other energy ideas he has !
2016-04-01 02:24:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is awesome! Hilarious and describes her perfectly. I hope you can sell it to them. I would love to see this commercial. I would love to see anything that keeps her from getting elected. Good luck to you! Wow, that's the funniest thing I've read in awhile. thanks for the laugh.
2007-04-07 07:42:29 · answer #3 · answered by Amy27 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a campaign slogan for him:
"With a name like Hussien Obama, how can he not be good for America?"
Has a nice ring to it doesn't it?
lol
2007-04-07 07:36:43 · answer #4 · answered by Bill in Kansas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA Hillary would win that much easier. You must be a Neo-con, and I'm sure Hillary doesn't need any of your help.
2007-04-07 07:31:19 · answer #5 · answered by UNDERDOG 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Actually I think that goes completely against his campaign message.
2007-04-07 07:34:10 · answer #6 · answered by hgherron2 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't think it would work as a commercial, but maybe Mad TV.
2007-04-07 07:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by I'll Take That One! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would vote for him with a commercial like this! ;-)
2007-04-07 07:30:54 · answer #8 · answered by L. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't actually happen. You can youtube it if you want though.
2007-04-07 07:30:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is beautiful. Thank you for sharing that.
2007-04-07 07:30:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking you might want to keep your day job, if you actually have one.
2007-04-07 07:32:15 · answer #11 · answered by redphish 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋