i have a few jewish friends coming over for dinner tommorrow and i was going to do a roast
2007-04-07 05:48:34 · 21 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Unfortunately it's going to be doubly difficult for you to feed your Jewish friends (yeah, right, who are you kidding?!) tomorrow as, if they observe the kosher dietary laws, they will also want to observe the fact that it is Passover - and that involves even more complicated dietary laws ..... well, complicated to a fool like you!
Do you actually have ANY friends? They would have to be AT LEAST as moronic as you are. What's more, you can't spell.
2007-04-07 06:07:53 · answer #1 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Akosher pork shop.
2007-04-10 21:06:56 · answer #2 · answered by SEXY EVERTONIAN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of those corner Pakistani s shops sell halaal pork, Im sure its similar to Khosher.
2007-04-07 05:59:56 · answer #3 · answered by The Desertflyer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try the nearest meat market or look in the yellow pages
2007-04-07 05:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
WoW
I'd go for the veggie option to be safe
2007-04-07 05:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Any Tottenham Hotspur sports outlet.
2007-04-07 05:55:11 · answer #6 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
In the shop beside the Born Again Abortion Clinic.
2007-04-07 05:51:55 · answer #7 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
I didn't think that Jewish people ate pork??D..
2007-04-07 05:52:13 · answer #8 · answered by Bella 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Um, pork isn't kosher at all and you can't make it kosher...
2007-04-07 05:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
hmmm, good question - but are we talking long or short pork?
;-)
2007-04-07 20:14:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋