Here's some amusing tips for you lovely people!?

Question

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork and rancid tuna. I found that the subsequent food poisoning/diarrhea enabled me to lose 12 pounds in only 2 days.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.

Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them. The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet. (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected).

If a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.

Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey. The following morning you can create the effects of hangover by drinking a thimble full of dish washing liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.

Answer 1

Thanx for the laugh. You seem like the kind of person that might like this:

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Answer 2

The west (Atlantic) coast of France from La Rochelle down to St Jean de Luz on the Spanish border has some great beaches. Unfortunately the weather is likely to be too cold and wet to make good use of the beaches and the resort towns will generally be shut, out of season. However, if you want to walk along deserted beaches and sand dunes you'll enjoy it and will get great rates at hotels at that time of year. Have a look at the Logis de France website for family run country hotels usually slighly off the beaten track but serving local cuisine and, of course, the wine!

Answer 3

Seems like I'm saying this alot here lately but......where do you get these things??
These are great some useful tips, I like the "save on booze" one. I don't drink any more but miss the next day feeling. This will bring it all back.
Thanks

Phigment

Answer 4

There's a quicker way to lose weight. Last summer my uncle lost over 20 lbs overnight. He was hooked up to a dialysis machine.

Answer 5

Some good things there to try and get a day off work

Answer 6

That's actually my family motto - except when you say something in Latin it's shortened up a bit to "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"

Answer 7

Thanks, Emma! that's my style of humor. may i ask where you found that stuff? mail me? the parking ticket was THE best!
btw, i'm trying out this high tech underwear they sell at Target.
when it's time to change them, there's a brown indicator stripe built into the back that let's you know. ah, modern chemistry at work! ;p

Answer 8

Jolly Good

Answer 9

You are a mine of useful information will this be coming out as a book ?

Answer 10

HA! Ha! my favourite one is the telephone directory address book! It will fit nicely into any girls hand-bag.