the Russian prostitute i hired for the week....she doesnt speak english & keeps noding her head &smiles when i tell her to get out.
2007-04-07 03:19:06 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Don't. Just put on your orange jumper, and tell your wife she's a terrorist and that you're a hostage.
2007-04-07 03:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This sounds like an episode of "The Soprano's" but in reality, if it's for real, I will say that you had a lot of nerve bringing this Russian woman to your home. Before your wife gets home, pack your bag & the Russian prostitute's bag, & get out of Dodge, because once your wife is home, your neighbors will rat on you.
2007-04-07 03:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi there
Dangle a bottle of vodka from a piece of string and direct her to the front door!
Failing that go to plan B and dig out that old french maids outfit you we saving for a rainy day. Tell the wife you hired a cleaner to tidy up for when she gets back!
In these situations you got to think on your feet buddy! ;)
regards
idai
2007-04-07 04:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by idai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep her and tell the wife you hired some help for her in the house in the shape of a foreign student!!
2007-04-07 04:42:02 · answer #4 · answered by garfish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want to? Your wife is bringing home the English man she stayed with all week. Set up the guest room to. Have a great week.
2007-04-07 04:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by Trisha 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol oh dear you've got trouble!! tell ya wife she the new au pair and you've hired her to make her life easier as you know she works really hard and you want to make her life easier. that should give you brownie points with the wife and solve the problem of the other woman.
2007-04-07 04:26:35 · answer #6 · answered by womble 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a broom in her hand and an apron around her waist and tell the wife, "Look what I got for your birthday!" When she says, "it's not my birthday", say...oh well, you get rid of her because she doens't speak English. Problem solved. Hope you enjoyed that Russian nookie.
2007-04-07 03:23:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
whats even the point in posting a question like that no one believes you its a bit obvious your lieing Coz if you really did have that problem you wouldn't be sat at your computer asking about it
2007-04-07 04:51:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your wife that you've hired a cleaner.
2007-04-07 03:37:31 · answer #9 · answered by xX Em Xx 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
get her dressed...hand her a fist full of cash,..and march her to the front door...
or...
you can keep her there and invite your wife to join when she returns.....
hopefully your wife will walk through the front door with the gorgeous englishman she's been with all week.
2007-04-07 04:18:49 · answer #10 · answered by manhattanmaryanne 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋