Now, I'm not saying that us women always know when to say the right or the wrong words that can send a guy running . But from experience, it appears to me that men are more likely than women to say something without thinking it through first
So MEN I offer you these 6 dodgey lines as examples of what to avoid:
1. "Come here often?" Please. This is so way off that even if you actually want to know, it's going to send the wrong signal. All this line does is make you appear totally incapable of an original thought.
2. "Are those real?" Curiosity killed the cat. It also just killed your chances with her, unless she's a total self obsessed bimbo.
3. "What's your sign?" Oh My Hellooooo ? It's the 21st century. You're probably still wearing that nifty polyester disco suit or a turtleneck jumper and belted leather jacket. You might aswell say , "Hi, I'm a walking cliché."
4. "My wife's away." Quick. Duck and cover.
5. "Are you pregnant?" Nothing good will come from this — ever.Especially if you want to date her
6. "Who's your daddy?" Someone please retire this one QUICK!
2007-04-07 01:51:48 · 43 answers · asked by Scary Mary 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Some classics are:-
"Daddy's home"
"Your eyes are like spanners, every time I look in them my nuts tighten"
and not forgetting...
"Was your father a baker, cos you've got great buns"
Surely they would work on you?
2007-04-07 01:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i once asked a girl who id never met before to "giz a kiss" those were my first words. 2 years later were living together and engaged. sometimes cheek works.
2007-04-07 02:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
is it natural?
&
prove it then.
I am not offended more so, bored with those lines that seem to reappear like men have this protocol for the opposite sex...
hmm, what about: I'm the daddy.... thats the worst
2007-04-07 01:58:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
David--"regardless" or what you say? really? love to watch you explain to the responding officer why you are pressing charges. "Well, officer, all i said was ' god, you are fat and ugly and you smell bad' and she hit me." i want you to arrest her for assault and battery. good luck, bubba.
oh, the three words? "do you ****?"
2007-04-07 02:01:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha Whos your daddy..god do guys actually use that,,thats a pisser,,, its abit like if my girlfriend says now be honest,how do i look in this outfit,,,well cause im honest i said,,well love it makes you look like a granny or something,,well well,,death stares,,so what are we meant to do in that situation
2007-04-07 01:58:47 · answer #5 · answered by danz_vb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got 3 for the other way around..
Is that it?!
2007-04-07 01:59:16 · answer #6 · answered by little lu-lu 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll take the slap if you'll take the tickle !
2007-04-07 03:53:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Nice ***! Ow my cheek
2007-04-07 01:54:09 · answer #8 · answered by Andyluvsya 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wanna get naked?
Wanna touch it?
Wanna get married?
Wanna meet Helmet?
Lets get high
Do you give?
Got any STD's ?
Wanna get laid?
2007-04-07 02:05:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think you are right whae you said guys dont think first
but how it the line
"how you doing"
2007-04-07 02:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by Michael D 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋