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"Man with cash in pocket should buy coconut from supermarket" - Confucius

2007-04-06 22:41:00 · answer #1 · answered by the_lipsiot 7 · 1 0

Q. How do you get Keith Richards out of a coconut tree?
A. Wave

I've been told since the 70's that the only two things to survive a nuclear blast would be Keith and cockroaches.... perhaps the same holds true for a fall out of a coconut tree. Clearly this man is invincible.

2007-04-07 04:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

as quickly as I grew up we had 2 considerable rooms for daily living (aside from the bedrooms of direction). a sort of became the kitchen, which factors the incorrect thought with the help of cutting-part standards. It became an fairly great room the place the kin ate, whether it became additionally very plenty a living section. The kin sat around an open fireplace and knitted, talked and listened to the radio. the different room became the 'front room' which became used basically on Sundays whilst the whole kin accumulated for dinner and then video games interior the afternoon. It became extensively utilized on Christmas day in plenty the comparable way. I consistently theory the kitchen ought to have been called the front room considering that became have been we actually lived. i'm happy to declare we under no circumstances used plastic covers on the furnishings. is this an American factor via fact I even have under no circumstances been in a house interior the united kingdom the place they have been used.

2016-12-15 18:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Either hold on tighter, pay someone else to get the coconut for you, or don't fall on your head when you land like a moron.

2007-04-06 22:25:23 · answer #4 · answered by Alison W 2 · 0 0

What goes up must come down .

2007-04-07 14:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 0 0

Those who are older than dirt ought not to attempt acrobatic feats.

2007-04-06 22:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Don't sniff the ashes of relatives mixed with cocaine.

2007-04-07 04:04:11 · answer #7 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 0 2

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