soon as you get right to the front of the toilet bowl, it's like your bladder refuses to hold it anymore.
2007-04-06 17:59:36 · 22 answers · asked by High? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hi,
It is called intersyncrobladder malfuction. When you are in the car, you mentally give your bladder the ETR (estimated time of release) and your bladder holds you to this promise. But many times your ETR falls a few seconds short of the actual arrival time which is just before you reach the toilet destination. Nobody's perfect. This is pilot error resulting in underwear damage, or "bladder splatter". The way to avoid IM (intersyncrobladder malfunction) is to always mentally tell your bladder you are further from your toilet than you actually are. This will give you the advantage over your determined bladder by "fooling" it.
I have messed in my underwear more times than I care to tell due to this phenomenon. I am 52 and sadly I must inform you that it only gets worse with age! :(
Okay, so I made all this up....not bad eh?
Maybe worth 10 points for creativity? Pleeeeeeze????
2007-04-06 18:03:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're right! Why is that? I can also hold it for miles, but as soon as I get out of the car, I need to run to the toilet!
2007-04-07 01:02:04 · answer #2 · answered by pak1789 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but it sure is true. I think it's partly psychlogical but also changes in body position affect the bladder so if you've been sitting for a while, everything kind of shifts when you stand up and then again when you bend to pull down your pants.
2007-04-07 01:02:59 · answer #3 · answered by Kuji 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont have a clue as to why this actually happens; but I absolutely LOVE an_gel_on's answer. I really think he should get best answer for his creativity. Totally hilarious creativity.
2007-04-07 12:58:46 · answer #4 · answered by the_syco_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because psychologically, you start to release as you realize the time is coming (and when it does, it feels so good).
This doesn't happen to everyone. I have friends that think I'm crazy for saying this happens to me.
2007-04-07 01:03:41 · answer #5 · answered by Ziggy_73 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just put mine in a backpack. I hate to carry things for long periods of time.
2007-04-07 01:02:00 · answer #6 · answered by tara b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They say most accidents occur within a mile of the home.. I guess it rings true in many things...
2007-04-07 01:02:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
go figure.maybe our bladders are vengeful and love a good prank
2007-04-07 01:05:32 · answer #8 · answered by steve b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe cause you are so anxious and you know in your head you are about to pee so its like its ready to explode. But Im no doctor Im just wingin it.
2007-04-07 01:02:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mind savors the relief--and wants it NOW, danggitt!! Question is: are you FAST enough to "reach the target"???
2007-04-07 01:03:22 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Wizard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋