Wendy's South Park boy band audition song?

Question

In the 'Finger Bang' episode of South Park, Wendy sings a song in her boy band audition. It is a rhyming song like Miss Suzy. Does anyone know what it is? Thanks!

Answer 1

409. Something You Can Do With Your Finger (Original Airdate: 7/12/00)

[the front door opens and in walks Wendy with her sheet music. She walks to the piano player, gives it to him-]
Cartman Oh no! Nononononono! Sorry, Wendy, this tryouts for a BOY band! [a grinning Wendy suddenly frowns and her head hangs.]
Stan: Aw, come on, dude. Let her try.
Cartman: [moves the mic away] No way!
Kyle: Come on, Cartman! You haven't liked anybody else!
Cartman: Okayokay, fine! WOW me!
Wendy: [cues the player]
Miiis-suuus Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-
Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like-
Shih tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their-
Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,
The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-
Contaminated water can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your-
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying ****!
[Stan, Kyle, and Kenny applaud]
Cartman: Thanks, Wendy. Don't call us. We won't call you either, heheh. [Wendy gets mad.]

Answer 2

South Park Finger Bang

Answer 3

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Wendy's South Park boy band audition song?
In the 'Finger Bang' episode of South Park, Wendy sings a song in her boy band audition. It is a rhyming song like Miss Suzy. Does anyone know what it is? Thanks!

Answer 4

Fingerbang South Park

Answer 5

Hahahah, Butters hands down, hes much of an idiot compared to Wendy