2007-04-06 17:38:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
~~*Hands Alec a cookie*~~
Use this to defend yourself from Elmo's evil. The sweetness usually deflects the evil onto something else while giving you a chance to tickle him dead.
2007-04-06 17:44:11 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's all of the muppets. They've been wanting you dead for some time now. Elmo is the only one going public to distract you from the reality of the others. It's a classic flanking maneuver.
2007-04-07 00:43:57 · answer #2 · answered by jack jagger 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's tired of you tickling him. You can't prevent it. What Elmo wants Elmo gets.
2007-04-07 00:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by lucy02 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go the long way down Elm street on the way home and aviod Sesame st
2007-04-07 05:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man it must be the day for the letter K. All you have to do is go get something that starts with the letter K and throw it at him.
2007-04-07 00:41:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told you not to shave him. You better lay low until his fur grows back.
2007-04-07 00:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by Pat C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take away his goldfish and threaten to flush it down the toilet!
2007-04-07 00:47:37 · answer #7 · answered by BlueCat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"The best defense is a good offense." -Mel, the cook on Alice
2007-04-07 00:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋